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What is the most computer illiterate thing you've witnessed? by Peppe22in AskReddit

[–]waffleninja 2 points3 points ago

NO THIS IS MAN RIDING SCOOTER

Karma IRL on my final exam by kvnrlyin funny

[–]waffleninja 1 point2 points ago

"the google"

The President's Office aboard Air Force One. by cantaloupesin pics

[–]waffleninja 9 points10 points ago

I hope he's getting a job offer. One of the only decent people in congress, and he gets cut out.

Girls with 1,500+ pictures on their facebook accounts. by isntjamesonin funny

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

First thing I thought of too.

Girls with 1,500+ pictures on their facebook accounts. by isntjamesonin funny

[–]waffleninja 99 points100 points ago

Call on meeeeeeeeee. Call on me. Call on meeeeeeee. Call on me. Call on meeeeee. Call on me. Call on meeeeee. I'm the same boy I used to be.

Don't be lazy! [Street Art] by HurricaneWeaselin pics

[–]waffleninja 2 points3 points ago

You mean white suburbia is not "the street"? O man, my friends in middle school are going to be pissed.

How I feel on Reddit as a Conservative who doesn't like cats... by Richard_Gere_Etcin funny

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

How can you not like schmear on a baghel?

Why I still wear hoodies... by brochickin funny

[–]waffleninja 3 points4 points ago

I wear them because they are like a warm hug that nobody else will give me and there is a hood where I can hide from the world. Also pockets for snacks.

Please help me. by MVPistolMinionin leagueoflegends

[–]waffleninja 2 points3 points ago

I ignore everything and get a "report gp for refusing to communicate." FML.

Next week's free champion rotation. by arionsin leagueoflegends

[–]waffleninja 11 points12 points ago

Now nobody in my queue will know what I'm talking about.

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

I heard it was that hot water freezes faster. I tried it and it wasn't true. But who knows, maybe it works in some cases.

Salt & Vinegar chips by wstdin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]waffleninja 1 point2 points ago

Maybe the same company, but they don't have the same thickness or ruffles in the US.

This happened while playing on a claw machine, is this why I never win a prize? by cannedtomatoesin AskReddit

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

Check out this youtube channel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLebRCVuslE

This guy knows pretty much everything there is to know about claw machines. Some are rigged like this, some aren't. The ones with expensive things like Ipods, Nintendo DS's, netbooks, etc. are nearly always rigged. Some of the cheap ones are rigged as well. When they are rigged, generally, they will release the pirze a little. It's still not impossible to win, just very very very unlikely.

If I can see the moon, why can I not see Florida? I thought Florida was closer. by power2billin shittyaskscience

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

Trees are too tall. Try cutting them down. Hope this helps.

I think I found the Lich King's helmet in Diablo 3 by MolsonCin gaming

[–]waffleninja 3 points4 points ago

-8 points. Further supporting my theory that the internet is immune to sarcasm.

TIL Mark Zuckerberg is an atheist by waffleninjain todayilearned

[–]waffleninja[S] 1 point2 points ago

Also you touch yourself at night.

True story

Bitch Please by b0redin funny

[–]waffleninja 1 point2 points ago

Carry on.

Salt & Vinegar chips by wstdin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]waffleninja 6 points7 points ago

Pretty standard in the US too. Never as good as Walker's though. T_T

Just got this e-mail...SEEMS LEGIT. by whatsupniggain funny

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

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Just got this e-mail...SEEMS LEGIT. by whatsupniggain funny

[–]waffleninja -12 points-11 points ago

Res tagged as Zukyberg's bubbe.

I'm ready for the movie by DrJulianBashirin funny

[–]waffleninja 12 points13 points ago

Because the place looks dirty and the people have fucking dirt on their faces. They are in a hot climate with a lot of clothes on. It looks smelly as hell. What's racist about that?

Is it B or E? by JRogan92in pics

[–]waffleninja 1 point2 points ago

Neither.

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