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Ft. Worth shelter may have to put perfectly healthy animals down to overcrowding! please help if you can! by Ladykinzin Dallas

[–]tophat_jones -5 points-4 points ago

You're a savage mother fucker. Maybe they should "cull" you from the population. You would undoubtedly serve more good as fertilizer for someone's lawn than as a compassionate human being.

Overcrowded Fort Worth Shelter May Euthanize Healthy Animals | DFW people, can you make a little room? by starlilythin dogs

[–]tophat_jones 0 points1 point ago

Maybe you should make a self post in ask reddit, someone could have some ideas on raising funds to at least postpone the euthanization so that some of the animals can be saved.

New bionic eye for the totally blind by colloquyin science

[–]tophat_jones 3 points4 points ago

It'll be fantastic if it turns out similar to LaForge's visor in Star Trek, allowing the user to see otherwise invisible spectra.

Holy mother of.... by RogerBorisin Diablo

[–]tophat_jones -2 points-1 points ago

Dutch is a Germanic dialect...

How about we all just agree to not let this become a thing? by TakingADumpRightNowin funny

[–]tophat_jones -2 points-1 points ago

virgin alert ^

if you tickle this kitty, he'll give you a hug. by Sydviciouzin funny

[–]tophat_jones -7 points-6 points ago

You're kind of creepy.

if you tickle this kitty, he'll give you a hug. by Sydviciouzin funny

[–]tophat_jones -2 points-1 points ago

You only have consensual sex with your cats, I bet.

if you tickle this kitty, he'll give you a hug. by Sydviciouzin funny

[–]tophat_jones 3 points4 points ago

Fisticuffs is the universal language.

Good Point by Pentamein funny

[–]tophat_jones 0 points1 point ago

Because they are all lazy good-for-nothing bums.

Good Point by Pentamein funny

[–]tophat_jones 2 points3 points ago

More like a safety tight-rope.

GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMMIT by isyouin Diablo

[–]tophat_jones 2 points3 points ago

Tony Blair and George Bush's phone conversation a week before Iraq invasion 'must be released' by waggawaggain worldnews

[–]tophat_jones 351 points352 points ago

I think he probably sleeps ok on his mountains of cash. The little rat-faced man has no conscience.

Girls with raspy voices are a huge turn on for me. Reddit, what inherently non-sexual characteristics do you find to be extremely attractive? by TheStraightEdgein AskReddit

[–]tophat_jones 0 points1 point ago

I had never taken note of my own rear-end.

Somewhere, in some dank network television boardroom, a fall sitcom is born.

By Request: I design frozen dinners, AMA by RyRyFoodSciGuyin IAmA

[–]tophat_jones 36 points37 points ago

I think he meant it serves more than one person... but I could be wrong. Wording was sort of confusing.

By Request: I design frozen dinners, AMA by RyRyFoodSciGuyin IAmA

[–]tophat_jones 50 points51 points ago

Stevia is gross.

Meet Joe Ricketts: Billionaire has Millions to Smear Obama, Demands Massive Taxpayer Subsidy for Baseball Stadium by HouseSpeakerin politics

[–]tophat_jones -1 points0 points ago

Do you mean your asshole? The same one you shove platitudes from?

NYPD sargeant's filthy tirade captured in shocking cellphone video; he verbally abuses a 21 year old by saying "I have the long dick. You don't. Your pretty face...I like it very much. My dick will go in your mouth and come out your ear. Don't fuck with me. All right?" by mepperin politics

[–]tophat_jones 2 points3 points ago

I expect, or hope rather that a group of silent vigilantes forms which makes it their sole purpose to hurt cops and their families to the point that cops once again serve us out of fear rather than lord over us like low paid pig lords.

Scumbag Diablo 3 players by JiveMonkeyin gaming

[–]tophat_jones 1 point2 points ago

Exactly. This isn't a search-party simulator.

Parties; how do they work?

Blizzard's mob name generator being weird by OfficialShalamanin gaming

[–]tophat_jones -6 points-5 points ago

That was my grandfather's name. True story.

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