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Forget all the great concerts you've been to, what is the WORST concert you've seen? by scadsofemotionin AskReddit

[–]redditmethat 2 points3 points ago

Went to see Tom Petty and the traffic was so bad he was halfway through his set by the time we parked and walked into the outdoor venue. We managed to find a spot and listened to one of his new songs (that no one had heard of, he quit playing his old stuff right before we sat down) before a thunderstorm rolled in. We barely had time to try to light a joint when the thunderstorm turned into a tornado warning, power blew out and Mr. Petty came out to tell us he was leaving and we should get out of there as quickly and safely as we could. We were in a field in Indiana and the only shelter was in the bathrooms. I had gotten separated from my ride and a friend of mine and I trudged through the mud and pouring rain, looking for him while a bunch of redneck dudes tried to lure is in their trucks "since it looked like we needed a ride". Finally found our own ride and his POS Mustang was stuck in the mud. By the time we got out, we were precariously low on gas. Barely managed to make it home and I held an unreasonable grudge against Mr. Petty for years.

Once gay marriage is legalized what do you think will be the next big social rights movement? by myfairlady91in AskReddit

[–]redditmethat 0 points1 point ago

I have a friend who has been waiting for this for years.

Your reddit name is now your serial killer name. What is your M.O./preferred method of killing based on that name? by SammichRepairmanin AskReddit

[–]redditmethat 0 points1 point ago

Somehow sneaking hats full of meth and a computer full of reddit into their home. They'd never make it out alive.

When did your SO become "The One?" by rorybbellows52in AskReddit

[–]redditmethat 2 points3 points ago*

When he stayed with my diabetic cat as she had to be unexpectedly put down while I was out of the country. He picked me up at the airport with roses, made me dinner and held me while I mourned. I'd only known him for three months and he moved in not long after that.

Well girls, my boyfriend of 3 years just dumped me via text. Hit me with some words of encouragement and hilarious, distracting stories because goodness knows I need it. by sambalam29in TwoXChromosomes

[–]redditmethat 15 points16 points ago

I just want to tell you that it gets better. I promise you, it does. Just take a moment and a deep breath and remind yourself of that a few times. This too shall pass.

I'm someone who was in your position about 2.5 years ago. After I got over the initial shock of being dumped, I began to rediscover myself and actually got around to doing some the things I'd always wanted to. I went back to school, got a better job and picked up a few new hobbies that I'm still involved in. I also met the real love of my life, someone I didn't think actually existed. He moved in three months after we met and is asleep in our bedroom right now.

I promise you, it gets better.

Also: When I was about 3 years old, I walked out butt naked to my parents in the living room and announced,"I just pooped and I feel like a new woman!"

Hope that made you crack a smile - keep your chin up :)

What's the weirdest compliment you've ever gotten? by Italian_Flowerin AskReddit

[–]redditmethat 1 point2 points ago

Gyno once told me I have a great looking uterus. So, yay?

That Awkward Moment by MightyMaddiein funny

[–]redditmethat 14 points15 points ago

If you really want to be awkward, stop where you are and just keep staring. Then, very slowly, move closer to the door. Never break eye contact.

Getting married in a month, met someone absolutely amazing by throwawayusername109in relationships

[–]redditmethat 11 points12 points ago

You're about to get married and you have no idea what it's like to live with her? That's dangerous in and of itself.

My favorite woman by duotriophobia23in trees

[–]redditmethat 11 points12 points ago

Woman here and I was sad because this was my first trees downvote as well. Glad to know I'm not alone.

IAmA RMS Titanic Historian / Artifact Specialist, the 100 year anniversary of her sinking is coming up, AMA! by Ranoa02in IAmA

[–]redditmethat 0 points1 point ago

I just want to say that I have had this tab open all day and haven't even checked one other page on reddit. Thank you so much for this AMA! It's awesome that you're still answering questions and as a museum docent I find this especially fascinating.

If you could tell people one fact about the Titanic so they could walk away with that particular bit of knowledge, what would it be?

I just found out I'm pregnant, and the situation isn't pretty. by completelylost123123in TwoXChromosomes

[–]redditmethat 1 point2 points ago

It's not exactly fair for you to be the only one going through something emotional and surprising right now. I understand what you're saying about sparing him but you both made the decision not to wear a condom and so you both should have to deal with the aftermath. I just don't want you to be too hard on yourself because this is not solely your fault and you shouldn't feel even worse because you want his support.

Having sex for the first time tonight...no idea what I'm doing. by helpthrowaway77in AskReddit

[–]redditmethat 0 points1 point ago

God forbid a woman make a comment in a sex thread and not have someone proposition her right away.

Having sex for the first time tonight...no idea what I'm doing. by helpthrowaway77in AskReddit

[–]redditmethat 0 points1 point ago

Can I just say getting her about to cum and then stopping and starting sex isn't a very good idea? I used to date a guy who did that and it was extremely annoying/frustrating. Either finish what you started or don't waste her time. Sex and cunnilingus are totally different sensations and I can pretty much guarantee she's not going to get off if you switch it up like that.

Have anyone been here? It is beautiful! by HelloMellowin travel

[–]redditmethat 1 point2 points ago

Whoa. Crazy and thanks.

Have anyone been here? It is beautiful! by HelloMellowin travel

[–]redditmethat 2 points3 points ago

Um. Was that a roller coaster?

Tattoo artists, ever do a tattoo even though you thought it was the dumbest fucking idea ever? Do tell by Testicle_Festivalin AskReddit

[–]redditmethat 0 points1 point ago

I once knew a guy that had one of those half suns/half moons that were popular in the early 90's as a tramp stamp. It definitely wasn't cool.

What is something you have never seen done gracefully? by DeliverMein AskReddit

[–]redditmethat -1 points0 points ago

A cartwheel.

What is something that you have done in your life that your average person on the street can't say they have done? by Starkein AskReddit

[–]redditmethat 1 point2 points ago

Sat in a cage full of baby vervet monkeys while they crawled all over me and tried to eat my earrings.

What are some "unwritten rules" you live by and/or expect from someone else? by TheBumskiin AskReddit

[–]redditmethat 2 points3 points ago

Former English Major here. "Too well" it is.

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