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I found a swim suit that fits my boobies! by LXY820in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ponymchoofyson 0 points1 point ago

so cute!

Had sex with my best friend's husband. by pondscum79in confession

[–]ponymchoofyson 14 points15 points ago

OP never says how her friend reacted to her husband's confession. She doesn't know. I'm guessing he is as dead to her as her friend is. Would be to me.

Life in a nutshell by kissmeplzin AdviceAnimals

[–]ponymchoofyson -14 points-13 points ago

So what you are saying is that the jobs that are traditionally female just happen to be traditionally lower paying? WAIT THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.

IAMA Request: A non-celebrity who has dated a celebrity. by setsetin IAmA

[–]ponymchoofyson 1 point2 points ago

Wait i thought you guys got married and had a baby?

British Columbia Parliament (OC) [1024x641] by sixteen12in CityPorn

[–]ponymchoofyson 0 points1 point ago

Legislature Building.

My Mom and John Travolta at Target by gotapein pics

[–]ponymchoofyson 0 points1 point ago

At the time there were reports that due to their koo-koo scientology beliefs they were refusing to give the son the anti-seizure medications that would have prevented the tragedy. I don't know if that's true, but that is likely what led to this comment.

My Daughter sitting next to my Fathers grave site who recently passed away. She just sat and talked to him, I hope it gets better. She still doesn't understand. by Insuranceisboringin Parenting

[–]ponymchoofyson 0 points1 point ago

Not the OP, but wanted to say thanks for the advice. My daughter turned 5 in March, and her Papa was just diagnosed with advanced cancer and will likely not see the end of this year. They are close and I am already wondering how I am going to help her deal with this. She lost her great grandpa but was 3 at the time so it was different than I know this will be.

My Daughter sitting next to my Fathers grave site who recently passed away. She just sat and talked to him, I hope it gets better. She still doesn't understand. by Insuranceisboringin Parenting

[–]ponymchoofyson 0 points1 point ago

Cancer can fuck off. Can I ask what kind of cancer your Dad had? Mine has sarcomatoid bladder cancer, metastasized to pubic bone, lymph, and prostate.

My Daughter sitting next to my Fathers grave site who recently passed away. She just sat and talked to him, I hope it gets better. She still doesn't understand. by Insuranceisboringin Parenting

[–]ponymchoofyson 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, this photo gets me. I'm so sorry about your Dad. I have a 5 year old daughter who is a real "Papa's Girl", and he was recently diagnosed Stage 4 with an aggressive cancer and doesn't have much time left. It makes me so sad knowing that we are going to lose him before she even turns six. Again, I'm so sorry. :(

We are two Redditors who met less than a week ago and got married for financial reasons. Ask us anything! by [deleted]in IAmA

[–]ponymchoofyson 1 point2 points ago

If you have a queen bed, buy King sheets/duvet. Problem solved. :-)

Saw the trailer for the Best Sushi Chef. What's the best sushi place in Vegas? by johnsmcjohnin vegas

[–]ponymchoofyson 2 points3 points ago

Most definitely not Yellowtail at the Bellagio. Average and overpriced.

My parents are hoarders by gnixallerin WTF

[–]ponymchoofyson 2 points3 points ago

Did they just re-hoard the stuff you threw out?

I just found out my twelve year old sister is pregnant. I have yet to tell my parents. Please help. by sobigialwayspushropein AskReddit

[–]ponymchoofyson -1 points0 points ago

Because the other 12 year old is a minor too. Are you serious?? No one gets charged here. If two six year olds touched each others privates, are they charged? How about two babies? Come on, man.

I just found out my twelve year old sister is pregnant. I have yet to tell my parents. Please help. by sobigialwayspushropein AskReddit

[–]ponymchoofyson -1 points0 points ago

If you honestly read that wiki and came up with the answer that a 12 year old boy would be charged with rape if he and a 12 year old girl had sex, then you fail law school.

I just found out my twelve year old sister is pregnant. I have yet to tell my parents. Please help. by sobigialwayspushropein AskReddit

[–]ponymchoofyson 1 point2 points ago

I am absolutely sure of nothing. If it were me I would help her take another test, have her tell me how this happened, and THEN decide on the appropriate course of action. I think it helps to be ever-so-slightly informed. She is 12 -- it isn't out of the realm of possibility to consider that a member of her own family did this to her.

I just found out my twelve year old sister is pregnant. I have yet to tell my parents. Please help. by sobigialwayspushropein AskReddit

[–]ponymchoofyson 0 points1 point ago

You don't think in that case going to authorities might be a better idea than going to the rapist?

I just found out my twelve year old sister is pregnant. I have yet to tell my parents. Please help. by sobigialwayspushropein AskReddit

[–]ponymchoofyson 0 points1 point ago

Unless she's being raped by her Dad. Maybe then, not so much.

I just found out my twelve year old sister is pregnant. I have yet to tell my parents. Please help. by sobigialwayspushropein AskReddit

[–]ponymchoofyson 3 points4 points ago

and how about if the father is her father? Who is the dumbass now? Think.

A friend witnessed this at the airport today by hexum88in WTF

[–]ponymchoofyson -1 points0 points ago

how interesting.

I'm 5'3 but I find myself attracted to taller women. Ladies of reddit, is height that big of a factor? by Curious_Mexicanin AskWomen

[–]ponymchoofyson 2 points3 points ago

Everyone is different of course but I think generally it's pretty natural for women to be attracted to men who are at least their height or taller. Shortness for men is like fatness for women. You saying you are 5'3" but are attracted to taller women is like a woman saying she is 350lbs but finds herself attracted to fit men. Like yeah, of course you do. But just like there guys who do like big women, there are women who like short men. They are just probably not the norm.

Sally's ominous sandwich scene.... by anchoressin madmen

[–]ponymchoofyson 14 points15 points ago

I think she just might be the best actor on the whole show TBH.

The last text message you sent are your "famous last words". what would your headstone say? by D0miin AskReddit

[–]ponymchoofyson 1 point2 points ago

"Oh I'm sure it will all be fine!" I guess it wasn't.

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