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What are the strangest things you've wiped your ass with? by Mongo_The_Loidin AskReddit

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Hand.

Anyone here exist because your gay parent pretended to be straight? by jofabain AskReddit

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i checked out the page - seemed pretty nice and informational, anecdotes about other people's experiences and whatnot. however, you need to realize the relationship with her dad is tenuous at best... he's a FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. it isn't even a big deal accepting how he feels about himself, etc... it is fine that he feels like he needs to be a woman, that he is uncomfortable as a man. whatever! not a big deal; she doesnt struggle with that at all. the problem is that he's a total dick, and he's flaunting this whole thing in a negative way. he hangs his lady's underwear up in the garage, wears it around the house, yells at her that he thinks she stole his bra (ha!)... he's glorifying leaving his wife of ~30 years and screwing up their ability to keep their home and family together. he has never really been a father to my wife, so it isnt like she's losing one... but her mom IS losing her husband and lifestyle. he's hurting people in this process, not trying to reconcile with them and move forward.

Anyone here exist because your gay parent pretended to be straight? by jofabain AskReddit

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update! apparently there is "evidence" indicating her dad has been secretly having sex with other trannies for YEARS... and my wife says she has known about a "secret room" he has in their house that has a lock with a key only he has access to... and apparently she broke in once when she was a kid and was horrified by the... stuff... in there.

folks, we have a winner. but was there a contest?

Blake Boston by LikeABoxin pics

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tugs him good.

Anyone here exist because your gay parent pretended to be straight? by jofabain AskReddit

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so this literally happened LAST NIGHT:

my wife's father and mother (married 30 years now... 3 kids, all out of college) have never been affectionate since i've known them these like 6+ years... no hugs, no kissing, not for anyone. so last night after my wife spent the entire day with her mom shopping she told me they are getting a divorce. her dad, known to have a secret crossdressing thing he does when he's at home alone (wife has known about it since before they were married; he has a dress, man-sized lady shoes, earrings, the whole 9 hidden away in the closet), apparently wants TO LIVE AS A WOMAN NOW. wtf? random, 30-year delay on that? he's also been taking hormones for the last few months unbeknownst to his family... (i was wondering why he was growing MOOBS recently...)

i'm all for being who you are and pursuing the lifestyle you feel you are meant to live... but why the FUCK do you wait until now? basically his wife, who is a 50+ mom and who makes shit money, will have no husband and lose a ton of income... and probably her house she's lived in for over 30 years which he has avidly taken care of until this point... and now all 3 kids are without a father figure as they start getting married and whatnot... and the baby my wife and i have on the way will have no grandfather... (my dad's dead.)

additional info: he's one of those angry fuckers who blames the world for something we all don't know about... he's a prick who continuously verbally abused his kids (not now, but while they were growing up) and has even beaten them inappropriately over the years (i.e. my wife was punched in the face as a child). so he's already on their shit list. and he's a know-it-all douche who has to make some comment about everything. all in all an unlikeable guy.

i know i shouldn't think this way, but IMO he's a selfish dickhead. he's secretly played dressup since before he had kids, even let his wife know about it, and just NOW he has to up and leave her in the dust? she will most likely lose the house because she won't be able to make the mortgage payments alone and will have to go through the whole "i'm in the twilight of life without a life partner" shit. they were never affectionate and loving from what i understand, but that doesn't mean she didn't love him in her way. what the fuck? thoughts?

Anyone here exist because your gay parent pretended to be straight? by jofabain AskReddit

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it was the butler with the lead pipe in the conservatory.

Anyone here exist because your gay parent pretended to be straight? by jofabain AskReddit

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soot and poo.

Anyone here exist because your gay parent pretended to be straight? by jofabain AskReddit

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pretty saucy of you.

Reddit, my significant other is doing something inexcusably cruel to me. Dumping him/her is out of the question. What do I do? by and_onin circlejerk

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/vague looking-for-help shitpost with no information

I'm an Atheist, and the more I read /r/atheism the more I feel like Atheists are just a bunch of assholes. by lazydogin AskReddit

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you are a jackass lol...

i hate you for having wasted 2 minutes of my time reading that whole post (and myself for continuing past that first sentence). I'm 19 days late in reading this... and having forgotten the original topic, i will only comment briefly in response to this horseshit reply to what i initially wrote:

a) i was not stating my "superiority" over anyone, just observing that PERHAPS as a pre-med major studying all kinds of biology, chemistry and ecology that i MIGHT have more insight into those fields than a criminal justice major. it was FUNNY when my various pothead friends argued with me over topics they had very little real knowledge about, referencing things they heard from some other pothead or read on the internets... try to not get pissy over words and actually read the context - you might avoid composing diatribes like what you wrote above that waste people's time.

b) DERRRRRRRRRRRRR. i guess you only respect long, drawn out statements or overwritten argument support, so here goes: confidence is not going to be an inherited trait dipshit... that has nothing to do with genes but rather social and psychological development. "feeling superior" didn't mean shit to prehistoric man; being strong and fast so that you can kick the piss out of the weaker males, survive the elements better in harsh climates and more successfully hunt for food allowed the alpha male to assert dominance. a female looking to mate would merely seek the strongest male in order to obtain protection from predators and the best genetic lineage for her offspring. the same for any animal, really - whichever male or female shows significant environmental/survival advantages is going to attract the best mates. confidence is worthless in evolution without something physical to back it up; it is not an inherent advantage. a midget cromagnon with a limp dick wouldn't out-hunt the alpha male no matter how big he acted.

humans are truly the exception to the rule, as our mental capacity has allowed us to provide tools that will enhance and exceed our natural physical strength and speed - thus confidence allows us to exert a social dominance over others, potentially leading to us gathering more resources and power (which are analogous to physical advantages depending on circumstance and location).

Michael Vick - Top Dog by Falldogin WTF

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win @ the horrible pun placed on a front page to cause talk.

also, GO EAGLES!!! i could give a shit who throws the ball as long as you win.

I'm an Atheist, and the more I read /r/atheism the more I feel like Atheists are just a bunch of assholes. by lazydogin AskReddit

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Feeling superior is an evolutionary mechanism of survival

where the hell did you even get this... i find it funny that most argumentatives (and my pothead friends) talk like they have some intellectual background or data-proven basis for their statements. i also like arguing with them about biology facts when they were criminal justice majors and i was pre-med. MOST amusing. i was always wrong of course, cause studies show.

E.T. Getting Banged (NSFW) by asharp45in videos

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why indeed... the baby jesus weeps @ this.

Vin Diesel agreed to star in "Fast and the Furious 5", if the studio agreed to fund a new "Chronicles of Riddick" sequel. by sargasmicin movies

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lol what the hell?

Advice from 'America's worst mom:' We have to be less afraid of nature and more willing to embrace the idea that some rashes and bites are a fair price to pay in exchange for appreciating the wonder of a cool-looking rock or an unforgettable fern. by vagabondvetin Libertarian

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not like nowadays with kids who are macdonalds fat from shit that lazy parents stuff their kids with because it is faster/easier than cooking. so sad.

Advice from 'America's worst mom:' We have to be less afraid of nature and more willing to embrace the idea that some rashes and bites are a fair price to pay in exchange for appreciating the wonder of a cool-looking rock or an unforgettable fern. by vagabondvetin Libertarian

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shit, in the 80s when i was a kid i was free to ride my bike out of my suburban neighborhood to a candy store or down to a park where i fished with my buddy on a regular basis. i see that we have lost that sort of connection with the things around us, and the horrors of the world as shown on TV and in books has made us frightened for our kids' well being... but honestly... i miss being that carefree kid. i miss not being afraid of rapists and drunk drivers and drug dealers and terrorists and other miscellaneous crazies...

i do think there is a spectrum of freedom that comes into focus with this argument. i personally think this woman may be allowing a tiny bit too much freedom, but then i don't live where she does and can't make that judgment call - and it isn't my kid. it truly is HER judgment to make, whether or not the city is a safe place for HER child. if she is confident in his ability to keep himself safe and make sound decisions to keep himself out of danger, than good for them both. we shouldn't think our opinion of it is the right way nor should we judge her for the raising of her child. it is none of our damn business. if anything, we should look at what she's doing and potentially relate to it and see if how she has raised her kid can influence how we raise ours.

a better concern for us would be reducing douchebags having kids when they are in high school, not even adults themselves; WE should change pop culture to make the "thing to do" pursuing educations and growing the fuck up so that we can impart good decision-making and be sure that OUR kids aren't douchebags. there is no reason why our kids shouldn't be able to ride down the road to the candy store to spend their lawnmowing money or to the park to go fishing; there are legitimate things to be scared of everyday in any place, but they should not rule our lives.

The last hour of my teenage life was the greatest battle I have ever had. A little bit my soul died tonight. by ohhewooin self

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i once took a shit in the dorm suite's toilet (5 rooms, 2 people per, share one bathroom of 3 stalls)... was so fucking big and painful, i stood up and looked at it when i was done. then i decided it was too grotesquely big and insane that i couldn't flush it.

i wiped in the next stall over, then ran to my dorm to get a sharpie and a piece of paper and some tape. i wrote: "beware of the great dirty finger" and taped it to the door.

later i find out one of my suite-mates used a quarter to lock the other 2 stalls from the outside so the next person to use the bathroom HAD to go into the fucked stall.

so much win.

Vin Diesel agreed to star in "Fast and the Furious 5", if the studio agreed to fund a new "Chronicles of Riddick" sequel. by sargasmicin movies

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ligers actually exist. the male lion passes on the genes for size in offspring, as does the female tiger. when you mate a male lion to a female tiger and successfully produce a cub, you'd be surprised what comes of it....

my wife just spent the day there in myrtle beach petting the animals... $200 bucks for 3-4 hours, but insane. sudan is ONE BIG MOTHERFUCKER. jay leno had him on his show before too. 900 lbs.

I really am a cop and despite what your average 17 year old Redditor thinks. I actually deal with some pretty horrific things on a regular basis. by Ireallyamacopin reddit.com

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lol "befriend the police that come to eat in my place"

...while on duty no doubt. i'd befriend them too if i got a tip.

I really am a cop and despite what your average 17 year old Redditor thinks. I actually deal with some pretty horrific things on a regular basis. by Ireallyamacopin reddit.com

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63% of all statistics are wrong

I really am a cop and despite what your average 17 year old Redditor thinks. I actually deal with some pretty horrific things on a regular basis. by Ireallyamacopin reddit.com

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FUCKING BEEEEEEEES!!!!

I really am a cop and despite what your average 17 year old Redditor thinks. I actually deal with some pretty horrific things on a regular basis. by Ireallyamacopin reddit.com

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the OP doesn't care if his dick doesn't get hard ; ; he's sad.

I really am a cop and despite what your average 17 year old Redditor thinks. I actually deal with some pretty horrific things on a regular basis. by Ireallyamacopin reddit.com

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i think in light of this rant i will call and report - to no avail i'm sure - the next cop i see talking on his cell while driving. all too frequent an occurrence.

I really am a cop and despite what your average 17 year old Redditor thinks. I actually deal with some pretty horrific things on a regular basis. by Ireallyamacopin reddit.com

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It isn't good cops people hate, dude. It is the lazy pieces of shit that wait until the last 5 days of each month to camp out in one spot on a busy road and pick off drivers who do the same shit the other 25 days of the month (run red lights, speed, etc.) - those are the cops that give you all a bad name.

For all the good cops out there who do their jobs, who are vigilant and responsible citizens on patrol, huzzah to you and thanks for keeping us safe from ourselves - people are bastards, and we need some sort of order to the chaos. For all the lazy cops - like the ones that I pass every morning on the way to work as they are parked [not even in their vehicles] at this one storage company, inside drinking coffee and chatting with the owner rather than doing the goddamn jobs our tax money pays them to do - go fuck yourselves.

I drive through the same fucking light every day - and have for the past 2 years going to and from work. I see SCHOOLBUSES running that red light DAILY. Yet, you pull me over for being on a cell phone. You pull me over for being stuck in the intersection for 30 seconds while the light is green then turns red on me (you don't even give a shit what the circumstances are, you just see me + intersection + red light). You pull my friend over for speeding as he pulls out of a gas station to get behind a line of 5 other cars, TWICE WITHIN 2 FUCKING WEEKS. those are the cops that give you a bad rep.

/end rant

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