So... did Peter Cech just save 3 out of 6 penalties in one match? 50% really? Do any keepers even come close to that sort of number?

epik · 2012-05-19T22:16:26.408466+00:00

He definitely did. I saw the replay and it's clear by the sudden change in rotation of the ball.

justonecomic · 2012-05-19T18:37:23.885765+00:00

It's like "brutal".

PalaNIN · 2012-05-19T17:34:11.765411+00:00

It's not a review.

Perkinator · 2012-05-19T16:00:46.449004+00:00

"The" ball? Aren't there something like 5 balls in any given match, thrown by the ball boys?

withpants · 2012-05-19T15:19:59.188868+00:00

How much would a win be worth to Chelsea?

GoldenStorm · 2012-05-19T07:32:32.890983+00:00

Have you ever had a girl lick your balls?

DarkestShade · 2012-05-19T07:28:40.333596+00:00

You could probably recover them from the recycle bin.

DarkestShade · 2012-05-19T07:26:20.893204+00:00

I just deleted most of my stash because during a file transfer about 2/3 of them became corrupt. After resisting for months, it was incredibly easy.

aesamattki · 1 day

Swipe from the swype button to the language button.

gurg1e · 1 day

Nokia 3220
Nokia 5800 XpressMusic
Optimus Boston
Samsung Galaxy S II

Mazgelis626 · 1 day

A less confusing question would be, "How can I listen to youtube in the background?". And this is the first Google Play Store link for that query: Media Streamer BETA

Ayman07 · 1 day

Rooting is easy NOW. It took a while.

phlogiston · 2 days

Yep. I've become accustomed to simple tales of stupidity. This was a noble cause.

phlogiston · 2 days

The suspense is strong in this one! Man, thanks for the great reading.

Also, did anyone else think he should have billed him $2K?

ericksonvu · 2 days

Is the money good and do the bitches come easy?

*edit: I totally confused this with another AMA thread. I'll let it stand for comedic value.

StrangeCaptain · 3 days

I agree with you. You're not serving the company's best interests if you're serving a couple of leeches' lazy interests. Just like a parent's job is not to "serve his children". Not that way.

StrangeCaptain · 3 days

I kid you not, today 3 different people came to me because they couldn't turn their AC to cold.

Killericon · 3 days

If you don't mind waiting a few weeks for delivery, I usually search dealextreme for "iPhone earphones". These look nice for example: http://www.dealextreme.com/p/stylish-in-ear-earphone-w-microphone-for-iphone-4-4s-ipod-ipad-white-116cm-cable-114533?item=32

Note they're not the most durable earphones in the world, but you can't go wrong for that price. And the ones I ordered have been pretty good.

WhiteWhaleZ14 · 3 days

I have this. I love it, the little rubber part it has is enough for it not to slip when I put it on top of my office bathroom's TP holder.

malachymac95 · 3 days

The EASEUS Partition Master software must do that. I got the pro version free in a giveaway and it's been very useful. I think they have a free edition too.

primedape · 3 days

WHAT? THERE'S A SUBREDDIT FOR MY PHONE? WHY WASN'T I AWARE?????

This stuff should be in the sidebar.

IsUpTooLate · 3 days

That took me a little while.

AdmittedHisFetish · 3 days

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

acousticpizzas · 4 days

But the bestOf post was named "how to catch a liar" or something. Frankly, I disliked it because it didn't provide any proof of it.

abplafcan · 4 days

That's quite the improvement.

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