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/r/iPad, I need your help. Fast. I dropped my iPad and there's a (big) dent in the top left corner,and it seems to slightly bend upwards. Thoughts on what I should do? :( by ShadowAmbipomin ipad

[–]idratherusethephone 0 points1 point ago

And ruin the memory metal? Are you crazy?

The thing about the memory metal is you have to draw a very hot bath, I mean boiling hot, and then submerge the ipad.

This allows the metal to bend back into its original shape.

Clearly you haven't read the manual.

What touristy things wouldn't you recommend? by Ekornin london

[–]idratherusethephone 0 points1 point ago

Never ever buy a London streetcart hot dog.

How have you damaged your iPad? by Antrikshyin ipad

[–]idratherusethephone 0 points1 point ago

I was so concerned about putting a huge scratch in the glass that I got one of those screen protectors.

The problem is that it reduces the readability of the screen.

No scratches, wohoo! But I don't really use my ipad for much other than as a large ipod touch.

Host family constantly talks behind my back. Don't want to reveal I've overheard, but I feel I have to react as it relates to my housing situation. What to do? by Cryonakain relationships

[–]idratherusethephone 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't say that his treatment right now is unfair.

I guess it depends on how you look at it.

If the smoking of marijuana (once) was a big enough deal for them to evict him, they should have done that.

Instead, they told him to stop (he did), then they reported him to his school (a dickish thing to do), then they allowed him to stay beyond the end of term (voluntarily), and are now talking badly about him and trying to make his life miserable (because they are assholes).

This seems like a childish and passive-aggressive way of doing things (from my perspective), especially considering he'll be gone in two weeks.

You are, of course, entitled to your own reading of the situation.

So today I had to tell my dad to return my .22 pistol birthday present. Apparently, in California a .22 pistol can be classified as an assault weapon. by hoyfkdin self

[–]idratherusethephone 0 points1 point ago

Yes, obviously. But prior to Arnold, wasn't it Ron "Republican hero" Reagan?

Also, wasn't Arnold a Republican?

Questions by chefrandenin Foodforthought

[–]idratherusethephone 5 points6 points ago

Nice one.

Host family constantly talks behind my back. Don't want to reveal I've overheard, but I feel I have to react as it relates to my housing situation. What to do? by Cryonakain relationships

[–]idratherusethephone 0 points1 point ago

This. If the OP is moving back to his/her own country in two weeks time, all he/she has to do is live in the house and go to a neighborhood gym for showers.

This doesn't appear to be a major logistical problem, even though it does seem to be taking a psychological toll on the OP.

Everyone wants to be liked and treated fairly, after all.

Caught In The Middle Between 2 Friends In A Relationship - One Is Cheating by throaway123abcin relationships

[–]idratherusethephone 42 points43 points ago

If I had to chose between two friends, and one was a liar and a cheat, I think I know which friend I would be more interested in keeping.

My Reddit success story, AKA, Why Reddit is better than career services at my college. by random7861in self

[–]idratherusethephone 4 points5 points ago

I love reddit success stories. Great job for putting yourself out there.

Rant about hair removal the somehow turns into a Mega Sex Rant. Enjoy. by Dildotopiain sex

[–]idratherusethephone 1 point2 points ago

The danger of writing poorly is that you give your reader the wrong message.

The danger of not taking responsibility for giving the wrong message is that people won't believe it was an honest mistake.

Had you done this rant at a spoken word night, it would have contained the same judgmental tone.

If you want to mitigate the power of society to shame women, you need to start with yourself.

To burn off one M&M candy, you need to SLEEP for 3.5 minutes. by Dewskyin loseit

[–]idratherusethephone 2 points3 points ago

It makes more sense than the English unit of (1 stone = 14lbs).

Apparently, the history of using "stone" is even crazier and less precise than I thought. See below.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_(unit)

T. Boone Pickens, the billionaire Texas hedge-fund manager, sold half-million Chesapeake Energy shares as stock plunged during the past 6 weeks due to investor reaction to natural-gas prices & potential management conflicts by anutensilin energy

[–]idratherusethephone 2 points3 points ago

I get the sense that people T.Boone, who the market watches for signaling behavior, tend to talk down things they want to invest in, and talk up things they want to unload.

With this natural conflict of interest, why does anybody listen to him?

Wife got pregnant while on birth control. How do I deal with my anger while still respecting/loving her? by sent463in relationship_advice

[–]idratherusethephone 2 points3 points ago

I have no interest in banning you. In fact, I've never banned anyone.

From the downvotes you probably get the sense that maybe your message could be expressed in a more effective way.

Keep in mind you are under no obligation to change it. I'm merely encouraging you to do so.

The intention is to provide soft-touch moderation, not heavy-handed "ban anyone that does not agree with me" moderation.

And then I wondered how many professors messed up my grades by failbearsin self

[–]idratherusethephone 3 points4 points ago

I took an intro to psychology course that was 100% multiple choice.

All done on those cards that you can feed into a machine. Easy right?

It turns out they only recorded 4 out of 5 of my 20% exams.

No system is perfect and you need to be aware enough to talk to your professor if there is any kind of discrepancy.

[MOD / Meta] Let's talk about the DH rules - A.K.A. "The report button is not a 'Super Downvote'." by Anomanderin DepthHub

[–]idratherusethephone 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough.

How about the second suggestion? This wouldn't be necessary for the reporting of comments but could be helpful for the reporting of posts.

Asking for a raise...I've read the tips and just need a couple pointers! by staynegativein jobs

[–]idratherusethephone 1 point2 points ago

Logically, I agree with you.

It's really all dependent on how much the employer values "family". Some do to an illogical degree.

If they do, there is no sense leaving money on the table.

Wife got pregnant while on birth control. How do I deal with my anger while still respecting/loving her? by sent463in relationship_advice

[–]idratherusethephone 1 point2 points ago

Don't you think a power-tripping mod would just ban people without warning?

I'm just calmly encouraging a more civilized tone. You're the one who brought up deleting and banning.

Escalating beyond calm encouragements would require specific personal attacks, which are ban worthy. wink.

Wife got pregnant while on birth control. How do I deal with my anger while still respecting/loving her? by sent463in relationship_advice

[–]idratherusethephone 1 point2 points ago

Here's the thing about being a moderator I can remove offensive comments and ban offensive commenters and leave them with little to no recourse.

The good news is, only asshole mods do that. Since I'm not an asshole, I prefer to ask commenters to rephrase their comments in a less offensive way. It doesn't happen a lot but I certainly don't feel bad about it when it does.

Rephrasing comments is usually very easy to do and has nothing to do with censoring, only communicating in a reasonable manner. The ideas behind the comment stay the same but the language becomes more "adult".

It's not for me to say how, because the ideas are LongLostFriend's alone.

If you want to "blast the shit out of me", have at it. I would, however, encourage you to do it in a civilized way.

Wife got pregnant while on birth control. How do I deal with my anger while still respecting/loving her? by sent463in relationship_advice

[–]idratherusethephone[M] -1 points0 points ago

I'm going to go ahead and encourage you to rephrase that comment.

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