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I am so fucking sick of dumb shits ruining the whole idea of responsible drug use. by logeyGin Drugs

[–]iatecthulhu 0 points1 point ago

What was so bad in your life that you wanted to spend so much time unconscious?

I'm sorry I was a bitch in high school. What have you done in your past that you need to apologize (even anonymously) for? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]iatecthulhu 1 point2 points ago

You aren't your past.

Breath deep.

Exist now.

Cops are cowboys: Pulled over and cited for marijuana possession. Cop doesn't care about me drinking, tells me he's drunk. by wontonsouperin Marijuana

[–]iatecthulhu 1 point2 points ago

Because I listen to people, and know that they have my best interest at heart, that is exactly what I will do! Off to my lunch date!

Cops are cowboys: Pulled over and cited for marijuana possession. Cop doesn't care about me drinking, tells me he's drunk. by wontonsouperin Marijuana

[–]iatecthulhu 6 points7 points ago

No self respecting lawyer would post legal help online. That isn't how lawyers work.

Cops are cowboys: Pulled over and cited for marijuana possession. Cop doesn't care about me drinking, tells me he's drunk. by wontonsouperin Marijuana

[–]iatecthulhu 8 points9 points ago

This is a voice in your head reading this sentence out loud.

You can hear these words, in your head.

That is what words are. They are the communication from one being to another, without vocalization. They are signals of light, passing through your optical sensors, travelling to your brain and reformatted into thought.

You are reading thought.

READ IT.

PAY ATTENTION.

These people are trying to help you!

LET THEM.

Cops are cowboys: Pulled over and cited for marijuana possession. Cop doesn't care about me drinking, tells me he's drunk. by wontonsouperin Marijuana

[–]iatecthulhu 2 points3 points ago

Just because someone is speaking to you in a disrespectful manner, or speaking with anger, doesn't mean that they are wrong.

You should care about his judgements. You should care about everyone's judgements.

Take a moment. Take a breath. Listen to what these people are telling you.

You did a series of incredibly stupid things that could have gotten you in a whole lot of trouble. You were INSANELY LUCKY. If you had been the wrong race you would probably be in jail right now.

Reddit, my friends call me a scumbag because I automate my work when I was hired to do it manually. Am I? by CS-NLin AskReddit

[–]iatecthulhu 0 points1 point ago

This is true. If he tells upper management they'll automate all of the work and a bunch of people get fired.

Reddit, my friends call me a scumbag because I automate my work when I was hired to do it manually. Am I? by CS-NLin AskReddit

[–]iatecthulhu 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of a short story, or was it a book, about a ballerina who is physically mutilated because she is a much better dancer than the other ballerinas and it isn't fair for her to be superior to them.

Controlling Parents and the Grad School Two-Body Problem by gsathrowawayin relationship_advice

[–]iatecthulhu 0 points1 point ago

Well, to be fair, the OP is allowing his parents to dictate parts of his life to some degree. I just believe the mom has a good point. He should pick a school based on what is best for him, not what is best for him and his girlfriend.

Now, if it was him and his wife, or him and his fiance, that would be a different matter. Life long commitment is allowed to affect life long decisions.

Controlling Parents and the Grad School Two-Body Problem by gsathrowawayin relationship_advice

[–]iatecthulhu 1 point2 points ago

FIFY:

No, your mother is right. Understand that you must at all costs choose the perfect graduate program for you if you have any hopes of making that investment work out in the future. This means moving wherever that perfect program is. The two-body problem is not new and you, like so many others, will likely work it out successfully if your partner is reasonable and understands the expectations of academic life and an academic career. You absolutely need to apply to programs that suit you, and damn where they are. Throw the book on this at your mother.

How can I help an insecure girlfriend? by awesomebutinsecuregfin relationship_advice

[–]iatecthulhu 2 points3 points ago

You should get her to sign up for belly dance classes. Beginner lessons are super easy, they are a great work out, and she'll feel pretty fucking sexy once she gets the hang of the basics.

Would a girl my age even want to date a guy like me? by Freshmintsin relationship_advice

[–]iatecthulhu 3 points4 points ago

Good points. My best advice is that OP should focus on providing a good life for himself and his son. He has a responsibility now. If he focuses on dating, his life (and his son's life) later on is not going to be as good as if he devotes all of his energy right now into creating a stable future.

Self improvement + life stability = girls find you.

The cute blond is my best friend. by iatecthulhuin Lovecraft

[–]iatecthulhu[S] 1 point2 points ago

No! Thank you! She was so happy to read that. Actors trying to even make a basic living face so much criticism and constant rejection that getting such a positive and well thought out critique makes a significant impact.

Catholic Girlfriend's conscience VS me by Winter1988in relationship_advice

[–]iatecthulhu 4 points5 points ago

It kinda sucks for her girlfriend to give the ultimatum of no sex, especially after they've already been sleeping together. That isn't religion, that is confused bullshit.

The cute blond is my best friend. by iatecthulhuin Lovecraft

[–]iatecthulhu[S] 2 points3 points ago

I let her know what you wrote. :)

The cute blond is my best friend. by iatecthulhuin Lovecraft

[–]iatecthulhu[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. :/ This was their first project and they didn't have a sound guy.

The cute blond is my best friend. by iatecthulhuin Lovecraft

[–]iatecthulhu[S] 5 points6 points ago

She is a terrific actor.

The cute blond is my best friend. by iatecthulhuin Lovecraft

[–]iatecthulhu[S] 2 points3 points ago

No idea! They saved their money and pooled it to buy the camera though. This is their first project.

My bff / smoking buddy made this. She's the cute blond. by iatecthulhuin trees

[–]iatecthulhu[S] 0 points1 point ago

What could they do better next time?

My bff / smoking buddy made this. She's the cute blond. by iatecthulhuin trees

[–]iatecthulhu[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, they didn't have a sound guy. This was their first try at making anything what so ever. Thought it was a fun first go.

Is anyone else overwhelmed with HAPPINESS TO BE ALIVE?! by Polterghostin Psychonaut

[–]iatecthulhu 1 point2 points ago

Hip Hip Huzzah!

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