thebeefytaco, redditor of the day, May 25, 2011

redditoroftheday · 12 months

He is clearly eighteen. In fact, I would say he turned nineteen in the next two months. Probably on July 10th, because that's a nifty date.

buu700 · 1 year

Chile is a fictional country created by the Mexican government in an effort to convince the rest of the world that there is, in fact, variety in the Hispanic population of the world.

buu700 · 1 year

Redditor for one month? Cool story, bro.

hackthegibson · 1 year

buu700 · 1 year

...nobody can hack me

sisterskeeper · 1 year

Set his fucking house on fire. Let him get "burned" for once.

worriedofdevorce · 1 year

I find strolls around the McDonalds parking lot while casually masticating on french fries very sensuous, and romantic. Try it!

hackthegibson · 1 year

Fuck you.

Foxprowl · 1 year

You fucking Liar. It borders Haiti. In Africa.

majikmixx · 1 year

Really? a Dodge stratus? Why

tarantulaterabytes · 1 year

gg you're removed.

tarantulaterabytes · 1 year

Buy a fleshlight, and shut the fuck up you sex obsessed pretentious faggot.

IWANTPORN · 1 year

Murder her.

charlielives815 · 1 year

Tell him he kisses like a fucking dog, and if that mother fucker doesn't correct it, you're going to break up with him.

laslaslas · 2 years

You can't argue with that.

hackthegibson · 2 years

protip: Many.

redditn00b · 2 years

It's a coincidence, my dear Watson.

JustWalkItOff · 2 years

It has everything to do with anything.

hackthegibson · 2 years

Generally speaking, people want a niche to fill. When nothing's expected of them, they're unsure of what to do. Shit happens. Perhaps that's what they're looking for. Some sort of encouragement towards something greater.

Fucking women, and their fucking aspirations.

hackthegibson · 2 years

This is a common tactic. Women, by instinct, want to clean houses and cook food for their mates. When they're not expected to do so, on the surface it feels like a good thing but their primal instincts are being ignored. Because of this, they break off the relationship and look for a mate who expects more of them.

It's fucking science, man.

laslaslas · 2 years

I recently was in this situation. It fucking sucks. Best solution? Smoke large quantities of Marijuana. You'll get over it faster, bro. Smoke up, Johnny.

redditn00b · 2 years

Stop fucking bitching. Get an escort. She's done with you. She's sick of your pathetic puppy shit. Move on.

JustWalkItOff · 2 years

You have two distinct options in this scenario.

a) He's a lying bastard who tried to hide the skeletons in his closet. Turn the tables, and slap him so fucking hard in the face that when he wakes up, he'll regret ever touching that bottle of fine, aged, irish whiskey.

or

b) Confront him, have a small tiff, then have wild make up sex.

buu700 · 2 years

o hey. cool.

buu700 · 2 years

You cunt.

hackthegibson

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