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My sister's boyfriend ran a 5K as this in 95 degree weather. What a trooper. by mruss12in pics

[–]fumyl -3 points-2 points ago

I'm sure he's feeling under the... weather..,

Forever Alone Level WTF (NSFW) by f1ncherin WTF

[–]fumyl 0 points1 point ago

Are we still talking about the fake ones?

I don't think I'm qualified to have an opinion on this. by BabySteviein funny

[–]fumyl 0 points1 point ago

Now that would be news-worthy.

Thomas the Tank Engine by ChemEBrewin WTF

[–]fumyl 0 points1 point ago

"ASK ME A RIDDLE," Blaine invited.

"Fuck you," Roland said. He did not raise his voice.

"WHAT DO YOU SAY?" In its clear disbelief, the voice of Big Blaine had become very close to the voice of its unsuspected twin.

"I said fuck you," Roland said calmly, "but if that puzzles you, Blaine, I can make it clearer. No. The answer is no."

Facebook is public now,so are you. by princecorumin YouShouldKnow

[–]fumyl 0 points1 point ago

It has to do all those deeply creepy it's already doing, but more more more.

wat.

New Statesman - Exploding the myth of the feckless, lazy Greeks by anabolicin worldpolitics

[–]fumyl 1 point2 points ago

Wow. I think I need glasses. I started reading the article thinking it would be about "fuckless, lazy geeks".

It's already in a museum... by wheresthekittyin pics

[–]fumyl 0 points1 point ago

Judging from the placard, this is obviously in a technical museum or display of some kind. Not really shocking in context.

I'll have a tall frap please by Braushein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]fumyl 0 points1 point ago

I'm upvoting this because you didn't say le.

LPT: How to break/escape from riot cuffs by SCAxmanin LifeProTips

[–]fumyl 20 points21 points ago

I read that as 'hobbies' and the picture still make sense.

Seems practical by simon_wang12in gifs

[–]fumyl 1 point2 points ago

I turned it into a personality/psychological game. I have various toys, each one part of the test. If the person grabs the slinky, they have an analytical mind and wants to solve things or figure out how they work - if they grab the sand waterfall, they appreciate art and beauty - etc. etc.

Then after they inevitably grab one of the toys I leave out (because everyone does it) I spout the related bullshit I made up about the toy and what it tells me about them. They never touch my shit again.

DAE talk in an accent while ranting to themselves? by TheExtrollin DoesAnybodyElse

[–]fumyl 0 points1 point ago

Some kind of genetic memory, maybe? In the modern age folks who discuss these things are disregarded as crazy, but I think there's so much more to be explored with this stuff.

DAE talk in an accent while ranting to themselves? by TheExtrollin DoesAnybodyElse

[–]fumyl 0 points1 point ago

"Past lives shining through our consciousness while in heightened emotional states?"

DAE wave your hand in front of automatic doors at stores and pretend you're a Jedi? by psykosouljain DoesAnybodyElse

[–]fumyl 0 points1 point ago

Keep trying. That takes a ton of practice. Years.

can some one tell me... WHY? by kiemattsonin WTF

[–]fumyl 11 points12 points ago

what. what.

TIL that when a Band-aid wrapper is pulled apart it emits a blue glow. Also, many other objects emit this glow when friction occurs by poopdollahin todayilearned

[–]fumyl 5 points6 points ago

Although I applaud you in trying to say its self, but adding an apostrophe... we actually have a word for what you're trying to say now: itself.

No, the third one is statutory rape by grayausin funny

[–]fumyl 0 points1 point ago

Or 29.

As a wedding photographer, you need to be careful when you ask brides to jump... [NFSW] by bengalesein funny

[–]fumyl -3 points-2 points ago

Then there's also the important question of why should anyone care? If some douche wants to spend twenty of his sad hours each and every day on fifteen different Reddit accounts amassing as many imaginary points as possible ... who cares? The less attention given the better.

Man who fathered 30 kids says he needs a break—on child support by MIIAIIRIIKin nottheonion

[–]fumyl 3 points4 points ago

I'm horribly ashamed that I did the same thing. :|

what to read next? by ilovetofaceswapin stephenking

[–]fumyl 4 points5 points ago

The Gunslinger.

You're very welcome in advance. :)

She was a good sport by WTFisBehindYouin funny

[–]fumyl 4 points5 points ago

How you doin'?

never worry about your laptop volume again [x-post from r/DIY] by fauxfoein LifeProTips

[–]fumyl 26 points27 points ago

I went "pfft, I have like three pairs of broken headphones" and felt all proud of myself until I read your post. :\

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