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I work for SMBC Theater, have a day job in hollywood, and have lead a pretty interesting life, kinda like my IRL buddy Deadcoil....but why would you believe that? AMAA by thanglein IAmA

[–]awsumsauce 0 points1 point ago

What's with the ableism, bro? Does putting "neckbeards" down make your dick semi-erect or something?

What is your "never again" brand, item, store, or restaurant ? by radbrad7in AskReddit

[–]awsumsauce 0 points1 point ago

SATA ports (two of which never worked)

On my board, you had to specifically enable SATA ports 5 and 6 in the BIOS if I'm not mistaken. Any chance that might have been the case with yours, too? M3A78-T here, for what it's worth.

Not to mention a BIOS that was incomprehensible and terribly organized as well.

Well, the general layout is down to the BIOS manufacturer, i.e. AMI, Award etc., but I agree that they should at least explain the function of the most cryptic options in the manual or, even better, right in the BIOS setup menu.

Age Test by Juri777in funny

[–]awsumsauce 1 point2 points ago

Fun fact: "Smrt", despite having no vowel in it whatsoever, is an actual Serbian (and Croatian, Bosnian...) word meaning "death".

Here's what you said in other words.

China Expels Al Jazeera's news operations by tomcarterin worldnews

[–]awsumsauce 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. This here is interesting:

Sources explained that most reporters at Al Jazeera are professionals and come from prestigious schools of journalism where such biased coverage is unacceptable and particularly since several field reporters are “seeing the truth” for themselves.

Now imagine how many of our Western reporters don't even give a shit about their skewed coverage; I've yet to hear about, say, any German ones resigning in a similar fashion.

China Expels Al Jazeera's news operations by tomcarterin worldnews

[–]awsumsauce 0 points1 point ago

Disregard the site(blog) and assess the statements of the (former) al jazeera correspondent in the embedded videos.

Is a male with child the new Driving While Black? by krackenmorein AskReddit

[–]awsumsauce 0 points1 point ago

Sure, thanks!

Is a male with child the new Driving While Black? by krackenmorein AskReddit

[–]awsumsauce 0 points1 point ago

I've never really been to /r/parenting and only rarely venture into /r/mensrights, i.e. only if a post there makes it to /r/all and sounds interesting, so I'd appreciate if you could link me when you have the time and aren't on your phone. No hurry, doesn't need to be right now, today or even tomorrow; I just don't feel comfortable snooping through people's post histories.

If what you paraphrased from memory is accurate ("that it was the husband's right to take the kids, regardless of the courts"), MR posters were advocating breaking the law, which is quite more controversial than their usual whining about injustice in the family court system, justified or not.

Is a male with child the new Driving While Black? by krackenmorein AskReddit

[–]awsumsauce 1 point2 points ago

WELL! Down swoop the MRAs to tell us that the kids hadn't been kidnapped, that it was the husband's right to take the kids, regardless of the courts, that our friend was just another bitch playing games with her poor husband, that she didn't like how the custody arrangement had turned out so she was trying to get her poor husband thrown in jail. In short, our friend was a conniving harpy and her husband was just a poor hard-done by dad.

Any chance you could link to that thread? I'm curious as to whether those comments were highly upvoted, obvious trolls or a bitter minority opinion.

Do you have any stories about people being incredibly smooth when hooking up? by Slakterin AskReddit

[–]awsumsauce 0 points1 point ago

Fucking confidence? This explains a lot; I'm more of a cuddling confidence kinda guy.

The Physics of Spilled Coffee by Spudgun888in science

[–]awsumsauce -4 points-3 points ago

These 'scientists' need to get out of their labs and hit a pub, or work at a restaurant.

This reminds me of the legions of scientists who can't seem to find the G-spot.

If anyone thinks I'm being a snarkass:

Although the G-Spot has been studied since the 1940s,[5] disagreement persists over its existence as a distinct structure, definition and location.[6][7][8] A 2009 British study concluded that its existence is unproven and subjective, based on questionnaires and personal experience.[7] Other studies, using ultrasound, have found physiological evidence of the G-Spot in women who report having orgasms during intercourse.[7][9] It is also hypothesized that the G-Spot is an extension of the clitoris and that this is the cause of vaginal orgasms.[8][10][11][12]

"We can't seem to find it. You're, uh, imagining it. Oh hold on, maybe it's a part of your clitoris. No wait, it doesn't exist. How we know that? We, erm, had some questionnaires filled out and the results weren't objective enough."

I will concede that scientists feeling around for a woman's G-spot in a clinical setting would be rather ethically problematic.

To return to the topic at hand: it most definitely helps to not stare at your cup of coffee when, say, ascending stairs. I only ever spill coffee when I concentrate on the fact that I'm carrying a full cup of hot liquid and look at it.

Remembering Hector by nessa_fayin funny

[–]awsumsauce -1 points0 points ago

Really? That's hectorious.

Friend Zone Level 99 by SgtMcMuffinin funny

[–]awsumsauce 0 points1 point ago

How old are you?

Early thirties.

If you are still single when you get closer to thirty, you will realize that this whole fluttery teenage dynamic - in which two single people can so easily fall into these close friendships, while sort of overlooking one another as potential partners for no real reason - tends to go away.

Not disagreeing with you here at all. People do mature, after all.

fuck. by I_AM_SAYINGin funny

[–]awsumsauce 0 points1 point ago

It's all in good fun, dude :)

Friend Zone Level 99 by SgtMcMuffinin funny

[–]awsumsauce 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, I didn't think you were a SAP and I agree with the

So when a girl get's friend-zoned, she will either use her body to change your mind, or take it in stride and move the fuck on. (notice I said usually, there are many exceptions)

part. Flashing our genitals just doesn't work as well for us, does it ;)

On a side note, you are scary good at decrypting my stoner rambling.

Wasn't too hard but I tagged you with "ent" in RES if you don't mind.

Friend Zone Level 99 by SgtMcMuffinin funny

[–]awsumsauce 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for the kind words, very much appreciated!

Men have trouble reading women's subtext in communication, and the latter just don't outright yell at men "I' DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT! WE'LL NEVER BE MORE THAN FRIENDS!"

And it doesn't help that in Hollywood romantic comedies etc., stalkerish behavior always seems to "convince" the girl to "love" awkward friend zone dude...

Friend Zone Level 99 by SgtMcMuffinin funny

[–]awsumsauce 0 points1 point ago

Noooo! Feel good about it. If you hadn't learned anything from it, you'd be arguing with me now how wrong I am. It's in the past and you're a better person now, are you not?

Friend Zone Level 99 by SgtMcMuffinin funny

[–]awsumsauce 0 points1 point ago

And if she isn't oblivious, still: what are we guys going to do about it? Whine? Become bitter? It takes two to tango, so in the end, FZGs are mostly clueless and the only cure is to clue up, as harsh as it sounds.

Friend Zone Level 99 by SgtMcMuffinin funny

[–]awsumsauce 1 point2 points ago

People seem to be taking this too literally.

It was supposed to show guys that friendzoning need not be malicious; obviously you can't expect identical reactions if you switch genders around for the sake of a story, like I did, to make a point.

I'm not trying to write a friend zone bible here but wanted to give a little more perspective. Your mileage may and will vary.

Friend Zone Level 99 by SgtMcMuffinin funny

[–]awsumsauce 1 point2 points ago

I don't know about this. I always had a crush on the girls I asked to study.

You had a crush before you asked them to study, right? In my example scenario (it's not my literal biography lol), the guy didn't perceive study girl as a potential lover. That's the difference.

Friend Zone Level 99 by SgtMcMuffinin funny

[–]awsumsauce 1 point2 points ago

Wisely spoken.

Friend Zone Level 99 by SgtMcMuffinin funny

[–]awsumsauce 4 points5 points ago

I, uh, only ever observed other guys in the friendzone and these are the results of my observations.

takes shameful shower

Friend Zone Level 99 by SgtMcMuffinin funny

[–]awsumsauce 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for making me laugh :)

But seriously, would you kindly outline your argument?

Is it "that can't be; she will start to love me one day. I shall persist!"?

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