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NOVELTY ACCOUNTS ASSEMBLE! by novelties_assemblein reddit.com

[–]The_Cyber_Police 1 point2 points ago

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Are we missing any novelty accounts that need backtraced?

Novelty Account of the Month - Let's see the best in all their glory by RealHollandaisein reddit.com

[–]The_Cyber_Police 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

Places hand on tazer.

You know the stories about good cops that people post?

I'm not one of those.

reddit user krowface has stolen my work to pass as his own by overtokein reddit.com

[–]The_Cyber_Police 57 points58 points ago

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Thank you for your report citizen.

Backtrack in progress...

So I've noticed there are a lot of novelty accounts that remain inactive for years. Can we auction them off for charity? by [deleted]in reddit.com

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Auction? Excuse me son, can I see your business license?

HOW many novelty accounts are created daily? by fazadenin bestof

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Backtracing in progress.

Hey Reddit. This digg fiasco left me unsure what the fuck, exactly, was going on. This explains it. by pretendpersonin reddit.com

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Backtrace in progress.

The Glory of Reddit (Comments) by GloryofRedditin pics

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That quote isn't how I remember that happening. Are you questioning my authority, son?

Places hand on taser

The Glory of Reddit (Comments) by GloryofRedditin pics

[–]The_Cyber_Police 26 points27 points ago*

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NoveltyAccountPolice is out on vacation. Can I forward you to his voicemail? Perhaps you need something backtraced?

TIME SENSITIVE: Computer was stolen with Logmein installed. They finally fired it up and I have access to the computer but I don't know what else to log but the IP address. HELP! by Bitch_Slap_Vengeancein AskReddit

[–]The_Cyber_Police 389 points390 points ago

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On it.

Someone has hacked my friends facebook and gmail account and I'm chatting with them right now... by MickolasJaein AskReddit

[–]The_Cyber_Police 23 points24 points ago

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We're on it.

Backtracing as we speak.

How to abuse your mod powers on /r/relationship_advice -- just threaten to ban anyone from the subreddit who disagrees with you... by puredemoin relationship_advice

[–]The_Cyber_Police 9 points10 points ago

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 You have the right to stop posting.
 Anything you post can and will be cached forever.
 You have the right to speak to a moderator. 
 If a moderator will not respond to your PMs please contact an admin.

Do you understand your rights as they have been read to you?

-- The Cyber Police Miranda warning.

Is MrOhHai dead? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]The_Cyber_Police 2 points3 points ago

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Move along folks. Nothing to see here. We have this under control.

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