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I took a picture of my girlfriend next to this sign. She thought I was taking it because of the scenery. by howmanymicsin pics

[–]TheUltimateDouche 8 points9 points ago

WHILE YOU'RE AT WORK, WHEN I PRIVATELY FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIENDS

Reddit, if you died tomorrow and had to be remembered by one photo, which would it be? by Kintoborin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 62 points63 points ago

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DAMN GIRL YOU'RE AT 18 UPVOTES ALREADY. WHICH IS IRONIC CUZ THAT'S VERY LIKELY YOUR SHOE SIZE

Reddit, if you died tomorrow and had to be remembered by one photo, which would it be? by Kintoborin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 17 points18 points ago

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my brother and I wrestled like we did when we were children

GO ON...

Reddit, if you died tomorrow and had to be remembered by one photo, which would it be? by Kintoborin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 12 points13 points ago

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Taken about a moment before I realized I LIKE DICK

FTFY

Reddit, if you died tomorrow and had to be remembered by one photo, which would it be? by Kintoborin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 24 points25 points ago

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I HAVE A FEELING IT'S NOT YOUR FIRST TIME IN THAT POSITION WITH A PHALLIC OBJECT IN YOUR HAND

Reddit, if you died tomorrow and had to be remembered by one photo, which would it be? by Kintoborin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 21 points22 points ago

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NOT TO BE A DICK, BRO, BUT YOU ALMOST LOOK LIKE A GIRL

Reddit, if you died tomorrow and had to be remembered by one photo, which would it be? by Kintoborin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 14 points15 points ago

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WHY THE LONG FACE?

Reddit, if you died tomorrow and had to be remembered by one photo, which would it be? by Kintoborin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 20 points21 points ago

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OUT OF FOCUS DEFINITELY LOOKS GOOD ON YOU

A random girl has contacted me saying that my boyfriend of two+ years raped her. What should I do about this? by tossitlikeitshawtin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 5 points6 points ago

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EASY. OP NEEDS TO INVITE THAT CHICK TO LUNCH, GET HER LIQUORED UP, RAPE HER, THEN COMPARE HER FINDINGS WITH THE ORIGINAL STORY. IT'S CALLED SCIENCE, BITCHES

A random girl has contacted me saying that my boyfriend of two+ years raped her. What should I do about this? by tossitlikeitshawtin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche -25 points-24 points ago

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GO ON...

Women of reddit, can we see you with and without makeup? by jodiejojoin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 12 points13 points ago

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DO YOU HAVE TO TELL THE BOYS "SHHH" WHILE THEY SPOOGE ON YOUR BACK?

Women of reddit, can we see you with and without makeup? by jodiejojoin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 14 points15 points ago

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IF YOU SEARCHED BY HER TITS YOU MIGHT SEARCH AGAIN, IT'D BE EASY TO MISS

Women of reddit, can we see you with and without makeup? by jodiejojoin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 5 points6 points ago

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LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR LISTENING SKILLS

Women of reddit, can we see you with and without makeup? by jodiejojoin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 19 points20 points ago

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APOLOGY ACCEPTED. THE PHOTOS THEMSELVES HAD POOR QUALITY TOO

Women of reddit, can we see you with and without makeup? by jodiejojoin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 10 points11 points ago

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DAMN, DUDE, THOSE TITS ALMOST LOOK REAL

Women of reddit, can we see you with and without makeup? by jodiejojoin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 29 points30 points ago

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TIL MAKEUP CAN TURN A HOT LIBRARIAN INTO A CLUB SLUT

Women of reddit, can we see you with and without makeup? by jodiejojoin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche -2 points-1 points ago

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YOU'VE MISSPELLED HORRIFYING

Women of reddit, can we see you with and without makeup? by jodiejojoin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 19 points20 points ago

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BOMB!

Women of reddit, can we see you with and without makeup? by jodiejojoin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 44 points45 points ago

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POSTING THIS PIC AGAIN? THANKS FOR MY WEEKLY REMINDER TO BRUSH MY TEETH

What do you look like? by IntoTheMysticin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 19 points20 points ago

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HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN

What do you look like? by IntoTheMysticin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 9 points10 points ago

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WHY DOES YOUR ARM PIT HAVE ITS OWN VAGINA?

What do you look like? by IntoTheMysticin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 7 points8 points ago

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EVERY ASIAN GIRL EVER?

What do you look like? by IntoTheMysticin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 52 points53 points ago

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HEY GOTH LADY, YOU KNOW THE BEST WAY TO SHOW JESUS HE DOESN'T EXIST IS TO SIT ON MY FACE AND WIGGLE. HIT ME UP

What do you look like? by IntoTheMysticin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche -3 points-2 points ago

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I'm at one of my dress fitings

YOU FORGOT THE "GH"

What do you look like? by IntoTheMysticin AskReddit

[–]TheUltimateDouche 278 points279 points ago

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SERVES SOMEONE RIGHT, LEAVING A NICE PHONE LIKE THAT ON THEIR BIKE

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