Do you have a Catway?

userbelowisamonster · 2012-05-19T05:25:12.057842+00:00

I cannot help but be honest; this is the absolute worst thing I've seen make it to the front page on Reddit. God the Love of God, please stop. Please stop this now.

dbinkerd · 2012-05-19T03:49:14.998025+00:00

This reminds me of Eric Cartman in the South Park episode done in Japanese animation. I believe the episode is called "Fun with Weapons" or something of the sort. Too lazy to look it up.

tardytotheparty · 3 days

Anyone else feel like two and a half years isn't even remotely close to enough time to decide "till death do us part"?

pibsktmpball · 3 days

No, those commercials are genius. They have you talking about it don't they? They got Geico to the front page of reddit, right? Studies show that consumers are more likely to buy a product in the future regardless of message, as long as the brand name is recognizable.

mrlanious · 6 days

Millions of dollars...

El_Impresionante · 6 days

"Boom"

Aruarian2 · 8 days

There's no way your cat was holding the shift button the entire time.

Crimeodial · 15 days

Quit hating on the haters, hater.

Dr_R_A_Moog · 18 days

Unfit to live? No, I didn't say that. I said without your mindset. You can change your mindset. However, the mindset will always exist in that post you made, which is why people downvote it.

ShitKickers · 18 days

Annnnnd, you're a racist.

FormerSlacker · 18 days

I'm pretty sure Wade was just clearing the court. He was in the motion of throwing the shoe before Bibby got rid of the ball. Bibby lost his shoe and you can't play basketball with loose shoes. He needed to get off court and completely retie them.

Dr_R_A_Moog · 18 days

Why does someone always complain about reddiquette when they get mass downvoted? People are going to downvote you if they disagree with what you stand for; you just have to deal with it. In this case, you stand for finding pleasure out of doing something you admittedly know is wrong. You stand for a lack of self-control, integrity, and moral-discipline. As a response, people click the down-arrow, because they hate people like you, and know in their hearts that without your kind of mindset, the world would be a better place. It would be acceptable if you were ignorant of your wrongdoings, but you're not: you're just an asshole.

Dr_R_A_Moog · 19 days

What the fuck are we even talking about right now? This girl has your dick on a string even more than she does her current boyfriend. Just 'cause you're being a dickhole, doesn't negate the fact that you are still reliant on your ex for sex so much that you would touch dicks with her new man (who she likely flatters in bed as well).

Stoodius · 19 days

If you mass produced, the production cost would decrease.

souhail11 · 20 days

Brand name recognition. That is all.

Mysteryman64 · 22 days

You can still be very supportive with teemo without sacrificing too much dmg. This build really isn't necessary imo, as you can maintain high cdr without sacrificing magic/dmg pen runes or your red mastery page.. You can rush Nashor's and secure dragon/enemy-blue with shrooms nice and early with the cdr it brings, while maintaining a good attack speed and extra poison dmg. If you have CDperLVL runes, you reach the 40% cap by lvl 18 and can spit out a shroom about every 13 seconds. Build a razor and malady, and you can still deal good dmg while controlling jungles for your team. If you get Rylai's, a hat, sorc shoes, your shrooms massively slow and dmg. It's not the typical heal-support, but more of a map control support. You can grab Baron extremely early this way. Even if creeps aren't pushed up, a forced 5v5 with 8 shrooms in river will always be in your favor. If your team sticks to shroomed areas, it's very hard to lose battles. You can also farm like crazy mid-late game when creeps bunch up. One shroom can take out 3 waves if they bunch. This allows you to split push and effectively kite the enemy to you very well. When they come for you, just go into a shroomed jungle and stand still. If you remove one enemy from a mid lane battle while you push top, and your team has a shroomed up lane and jungles on their side, your team will be at an advantage. If the enemy chooses to pursue 5v4, your team can tower hug while you split.

tonto27 · 22 days

This is a major issue with our education system today. There is too much fear among staff and we end up being too easy on the kids as a result. So many of the students I work with are little smart asses that threaten teachers about getting them in trouble with supervisors, getting them fired, or getting their parents to sue the school. If teachers were allowed to hit kids with rulers, we'd have a much brighter future in store for us.The discipline systems currently in place don't mean shit to kids who quickly learn they make it through the system no matter what. I like to walk around with a pencil during study hall and bop kids on the head with the metal end when they aren't on task. It's amazing how well a quick little sting serves to reinforce positive behaviors. The minimal amount of pain/embarrassment suffered is completely worth the end result of them becoming better scholars.

OnmyojiOmn · 24 days

This doesn't solve the problem at all. The guy isn't going to stop stealing bikes, he's just going to be more careful next time.

Thrill_Of_It · 25 days

He pronounced Hauppauge wrong. The 'g' is hard, not soft. Just saying.

Tao23 · 26 days

I did this with the warts on my feet in college. I started to self-treat them, but wasn't aggressive enough, because I was afraid to hurt myself. Ironically, the more I treated them, the more they spread. They just kept clustering and clustering until they eventually became one giant wart. I had them for almost four years and by this point I couldn't tell what was callous, what was scar, and what was wart. Time to go to the doctor now? Fuck that. I buy three canisters of wart remover, freeze hat shit raw, then cut out a 2 sq cm patch of every layer of my skin, and pour apple cider vinegar over it for two weeks. My foot is discolored permanently.

lizzanatorr · 29 days

If only Woody Harrelson was as involved in his AMA as you are in this thread...

DekuEnt · 1 month

Holy shit! I'm not alone. I honestly thought this was going to be the ending of Harry Potter, never having read the books. You can't imagine my disappointment.

fishp0ker · 1 month

And if they ask you "Have you smoked weed?"...

fishp0ker · 1 month

Nothing wrong with a white lie here and there. You can yap about integrity, but when it comes down to it, your job is to teach, not to feel better about your own character. If telling your students you have a boyfriend diminishes classroom disruption by lowering how much they hit on you, then not lying to them would actually a disservice to their education.

You are in the cushy position of observer right now. Like you said, you've never been in control of a classroom. It's easy to be friendly with students and see them as your equals right now, but once you start teaching you're going to realize it's not all sunshine and rainbows. The end justifies the means. Live that creed, and you will be an effective teacher. Forget it, and you will fall flat on your face.

Also, I browsed your profile. I see you enjoy your trees (me too). When your kids ask you if you smoke weed, do you hold on to your integrity,tell them "Yes" and get fired in the process? Or do you serve as a role-model for them and lie? You could beat around the bush and say "That's inappropriate discussion" , but they would read you like a book.

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