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I'm pretty sure I made this up. by Seanjohn2800in AdviceAnimals

[–]SnailFarmer 1 point2 points ago

probably shouldnt brag about that

How do I get kids to stop prank calling me? by VeggiePetsitterin AskReddit

[–]SnailFarmer 3 points4 points ago

you have their numbers? reverse phone lookup and call the house, talk to the parents. explain. might want to play the tape so the parents can hear the kids.

explain you are trying this step before calling the police in hopes it is taken care of.

Almost 30 and still haven't found a "calling". Reddit, what made you decide what you wanted to be when you grew up? by trollerzin AskReddit

[–]SnailFarmer 5 points6 points ago

i took jobs in things i thought i might like, to understand the industry better. i figured it was a good way to test stuff out. i ended up in education which was the last thing i thought i would like, but i took a job working with children to see if i could hack working with kids in the psychology field. i realized much of education (just as much of many jobs) is all about psychology anyway. try jobs. try internships. they will be lower-level but give you insight into what the upper-levels and other similar options are.

I want yo brains dawg. by gigantic_hammin funny

[–]SnailFarmer 0 points1 point ago

he looks like count chocula

Pugception by jmostynmin funny

[–]SnailFarmer 1 point2 points ago

came here expecting to see a pug birth. went better than expected.

What is the most surprising thing that you have found out about your grandparents? by antglyin AskReddit

[–]SnailFarmer 2 points3 points ago

this looks a bit like my grandma

All right redditors, tell me which sub reddit he checks first. by donnymac2005in funny

[–]SnailFarmer 1 point2 points ago

/r/spacedicks it IS NOT what it sounds like, i promise.

Reddit, What is your LATEST injury? by btyderin AskReddit

[–]SnailFarmer 0 points1 point ago

a 5-year-old kicked me in the shin.

[NSFW] They do things you wish your girlfriend or wife would do... by kendamain WTF

[–]SnailFarmer 1 point2 points ago

what the hell is with the child one in pigtails grabbing the other ones boob?

A few words on "Deadbeat Dads" and when they aren't. by ProlapsedPinealin TrueReddit

[–]SnailFarmer 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for this. it is a perspective I have not really heard before. Stay strong you got that short end of a nasty stick. I am glad the kids are safe with you.

How I Felt When R/Atheism Was On MY Front Page by SnailFarmerin funny

[–]SnailFarmer[S] 0 points1 point ago

  • edit- My. I put some unnecessary emphaASSis in there.

This Weekend on Reddit... by Hillbilly_Deluxin AdviceAnimals

[–]SnailFarmer 0 points1 point ago

Goats. toats goats.

So this Big, Black dove landed in my yard. It's Unable to fly for some reason, and It is completely docile. by mcdaviein aww

[–]SnailFarmer 0 points1 point ago

it might be in shock. any bird rehabbers near you? check google.

This is Max...he doesn't like cameras by jorgejhonesin aww

[–]SnailFarmer 0 points1 point ago

whats up with the tiles? it looks like fluffy spider shadows.

New northerner faces first snowfall by Zeftein funny

[–]SnailFarmer 0 points1 point ago*

i know im no car expert, but how did snow tear the car up so bad? is that something to do with transmission?

*edit- couldnt tell from the small pic on my phone that the car crashed. looked like the inside just ripped out or something. hence my confusion.

What is that non-serious feeling you absolutely hate? by mthompson720in AskReddit

[–]SnailFarmer 1 point2 points ago

you seem like a guy who would like r/firstworldproblems

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