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I'm about to pimp slap the director of this mine shaft.. by Locopop23in Minecraft

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 231 points232 points ago

I THINK YOU MEANT BAUBLES, FRIEND!

TAKE IT EASY!

WorstAnswerPossible gives in to the heckling, "Reddit has spoken". by rant_caseyin SubredditDrama

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 1 point2 points ago

HEY, BUDDY! JUST TO CLEAR UP ANY CONFUSION, I FEEL OBLIGATED TO MENTION THAT THAT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE. NO RELATION! TAKE IT EASY!

WorstAnswerPossible gives in to the heckling, "Reddit has spoken". by rant_caseyin SubredditDrama

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY -13 points-12 points ago

CLOSE ENOUGH, COMPADRE :)

Not a Divergence Meter, but it's close enough. by g0rthin anime

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 17 points18 points ago

YOU KNOW, I WATCHED MY SHARE WHEN I WAS A WAYWARD YOUTH, BUT SADLY DON'T HAVE TIME TO CATCH MANY NEW SHOWS THESE DAYS... THAT SAID, STEINS;GATE WAS ONE OF THE FEW SERIES I HAVE WATCHED, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPER NEAT!

Not a Divergence Meter, but it's close enough. by g0rthin anime

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 15 points16 points ago

WHY'S THAT, FRIEND?

WorstAnswerPossible gives in to the heckling, "Reddit has spoken". by rant_caseyin SubredditDrama

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 6 points7 points ago

I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD ME, FRIEND! I GUESS I JUST MEANT THAT SOMEONE LIKE ROBOTROLLCALL, WHO DID A LOT OF WORK MAKING COMMENTS THAT ACTUALLY TOOK QUITE A BIT OF EFFORT, AND LIKELY EDIFIED A GREAT NUMBER OF PEOPLE, PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN RECOGNITION FROM THE COMMUNITY OVER AN ACCOUNT LIKE THIS ONE. I KNOW IT DOESN'T MEAN A WHOLE LOT, BUT COME ON; I WRITE PLATITUDES IN ALL CAPS ;)

WorstAnswerPossible gives in to the heckling, "Reddit has spoken". by rant_caseyin SubredditDrama

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 5 points6 points ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SENSITIVITY, FRIEND!

I POST COMPARATIVELY INFREQUENTLY THESE DAYS; TO BE HONEST, I'M SURPRISED AND HAPPY MY POSTS STILL MAKE FOLKS SMILE FROM TIME TO TIME. AS FOR THOSE WHO THEY UPSET, I SUPPOSE I JUST THINK THAT THE TYPE OF FOLKS WHO GET BENT OUT OF SHAPE BY SOMEONE TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER PERSON CHUCKLE, FEEL APPRECIATED, OR MADE WELCOME ARE THE TYPE OF FOLKS WHO ARE GONNA GET BENT OUT OF SHAPE NO MATTER WHAT!

HOWEVER, I MUST ADMIT I AM RATHER EMBARRASSED THAT FOLKS VOTED ME COMMENTER OF THE YEAR :\

WorstAnswerPossible gives in to the heckling, "Reddit has spoken". by rant_caseyin SubredditDrama

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 42 points43 points ago

:(

Not a Divergence Meter, but it's close enough. by g0rthin anime

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 124 points125 points ago

YOU KNOW, THAT'S ACTUALLY LESS EXPENSIVE THAN I WAS IMAGINING. THANKS FOR SHARING!

Ooops, busted? by Uitklapstoelin funny

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 8 points9 points ago

LIKE MY PAW-PAW USED TO SAY, "THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING FUNNY, ACE!"

Ooops, busted? by Uitklapstoelin funny

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 193 points194 points ago

I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE, LIKE, 15, CHAMP!

TIL!

According to Andrewsmith1986 nobody except imgur can have ads on their sites and is proactively removing all non-imgur posts. by rampdesignin WTF

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 1 point2 points ago

8====D 0-:

;)

According to Andrewsmith1986 nobody except imgur can have ads on their sites and is proactively removing all non-imgur posts. by rampdesignin WTF

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY -1 points0 points ago

WAY TO RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, BUCKAROO!

What it feels like walking into McDonalds with more than $5. by ConnorHD3in funny

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 7 points8 points ago

LOL!

THAT SAID, I ALSO HAVE TO SAY THAT I THINK THIS MADE A LITTLE MORE SENSE WHEN IT WAS ABOUT TACO BELL INSTEAD, FRIEND!

Louis C.K. reddit by iamlouisckin IAmA

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 0 points1 point ago

;)

Louis C.K. reddit by iamlouisckin IAmA

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 988 points989 points ago

KINDA, I GUESS! I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE "JOAN OF ARC" OR SOMETHING, BUT THANKS FOR ANSWERING ANYWAY!

Louis C.K. reddit by iamlouisckin IAmA

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 1170 points1171 points ago

HEY, BUCKAROO!

JUST A QUICKIE: IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANY HISTORICAL FIGURE, WHO WOULD IT BE?

THANKS FOR DOING THIS!

Aerial View of Chicago by Night by jojojokin pics

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 7 points8 points ago

SORRY TO DISAPPOINT, BUCKAROO ;)

On "Stealing" Jokes by eqcomicsin comics

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY -3 points-2 points ago

GOOD LUCK, BUDDY!

Whats the difference.. by Keemerahin funny

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 39 points40 points ago

WAY TO KEEP THE JOKE ALIVE, FRIEND!

Aerial View of Chicago by Night by jojojokin pics

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 24 points25 points ago

THAT SURE IS A REGULAR GRID, THERE!

Kids these days... by rubixx95in funny

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 5 points6 points ago

THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT A CHILD... :\

Uni-Sex Bathroom Rage [First] by WhatIsASWin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 2 points3 points ago

HEY, FRIEND! WHAT IS ASW?

My friend actually did this the other night....... by swagpenguinin trees

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 12 points13 points ago

WHILE THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATCH UP WITH MY LIFE EXPERIENCES, I RESPECT YOUR RIGHT TO EXPRESS YOUR OPINION, BOSS!

Someone, somewhere, had a really shitty day. by emarperstyin pics

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY 2 points3 points ago

4/10, BUT KEEP TRYING, BOSS! YOU'LL GET THERE EVENTUALLY!

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