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Girlfriend comes home from work by Goliath_Onlinein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Getting a job > staying home on "vacation" while being screamed at every evening

DAE have a first and last name with the same amount of letters? by j1ggyin DoesAnybodyElse

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triple 5's here

Weekend ruined RAGE by ethanolin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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..Yes.

Stoned Driving... Fuck Yea by senor_awesomein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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You just admitted in your own comic that you can't tell how fast you're going when you're stoned. Sounds like an impairment that could lead to an accident.

Weekend ruined RAGE by ethanolin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Sorry, there should be 500 more comics about problems with boners and hangnails any second now.

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Probably the same place that tells you the precise moment you'll be getting diarrhea.

Weekend ruined RAGE by ethanolin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Smear.

Do or do not. There is no try. by musical_hogin funny

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If this happened to me, all I would be concerned about is if I looked like a Sims character while pacing around in one of their desperate tirades.

Have you ever had a book 'change your life'? by majorpenaltyin AskReddit

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I remember feeling so bad that the brick wall came down on him like that :/

What song lyrics make you cringe? by AttilaTheHonin AskReddit

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Yeah, if you wanna suck the fun out of it..

I read the twilight series. It wasn't that bad. I am a man. AMA by ireadtwilightin IAmA

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I don't think you're giving teenage girls enough credit.

What song lyrics make you cringe? by AttilaTheHonin AskReddit

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I hate to correct you on this but you spelled out "You Are", when it's literally D-I-N-O-S-A U R a dinosaur..it's clever and stupid!

What song lyrics make you cringe? by AttilaTheHonin AskReddit

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HA-HAAAAAAA!

What do you think about tattoos on females? Sexy or not? by [deleted]in AskReddit

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Exactly the reason a friend of mine is saving money to get a sleeve tattoo of "things she likes". Edit- Uh why downvote? Her friends do have tattoos and she told me she was jealous of them and that's why she wants her own. I asked her what she wants and that was her response.

What do you think about tattoos on females? Sexy or not? by [deleted]in AskReddit

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I'm so sick of her, looks like Octo-mom to me.

What is/was openly done in your family that is taboo is most others? by johnnieA12in AskReddit

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Well,believe it or not I've come from that sort of poverty which is partially why I find this behavior repulsive. Although I've never dealt with poverty on a farm, I have lived in rural depressed areas and find people generally treat their animals like shit and it's accepted. It's even downright ridiculed when you try to treat a creature with dignity. You can sit here and defend sloppy, irresponsible behavior and say it's necessary all you want, but we both know it's wrong and there are always other options.

What is/was openly done in your family that is taboo is most others? by johnnieA12in AskReddit

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Probably shouldn't be in the business of farming animals if you don't set aside money for their proper treatment. $100 seems reasonable for a veterinarian to come to your house and treat your animals that you make money off of. If there is little to no profit, find another source of income.

I live 40 minutes away from a vet, so rest assured I'm most definitely not from a big city. And no, I can't stomach the thought that a person can put kittens in a sack, tie a knot, and throw them in a river when most vets will sterilize cats and dogs for a reduced cost if you're in a financial hardship. I will not understand, or respect that a person is capable of doing something like that.

What is/was openly done in your family that is taboo is most others? by johnnieA12in AskReddit

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Ok, seriously, how much does it cost to feed the mother cat who is nursing them (no need for more cat food at that time) until they can give the cats away? If nobody wants the cats at least give them up to a humane society. If they have to put them down--so be it. I don't feel one ounce of sympathy for someone who owns a cat but didn't have it spayed just because they live somewhere rural. That's not an excuse, it's just laziness.

If they have a lot of animals because they live on a farm, I should certainly hope they either have a good relationship with a vet or know how to perform basic first aid on their animals. Responsibility is not just for people who live in cities.

Anyone been to Japan? What crazy shit did you experience? by aNt-ein AskReddit

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What did he do during Kenny's part of the song?

Mail Order Brides...I might get one...dead serious by dave-gonzoin AskReddit

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Anytime anyone is overeager to date you a red flag should be going off. I don't care where you're from. Desperation is not a foundation for a successful relationship.

Also, this is off topic, but you sound extremely immature and probably have no business getting married (again).

DAE Avoid Twitter like the Plague? by valhammanin DoesAnybodyElse

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How is that any different than facebook?

DAE think Jurassic Bark (the Futurama episode with Fry's dog) is even more devestating than Old Yeller? by KashmirKnitterin DoesAnybodyElse

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If only he was euthanized, then the story wouldn't be half as sad as him waiting every single day at a train station until he died of old age/worms.

DAE think Jurassic Bark (the Futurama episode with Fry's dog) is even more devestating than Old Yeller? by KashmirKnitterin DoesAnybodyElse

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Get ready to cry for the last 45 or so minutes..I just watched a few days ago. Extremely sad movie.

Trying to eat lunch at work by lolbaconin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Ren Hoek?

Do American men deserve to be treated with respect? Who makes a good marriage partner? by stemgangin MensRights

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There are a million scenarios where death would be preferable to being married to a stranger, and that is what concerns feminists..but in reality it should concern everyone. Do you really think these 18 year old women are "well aware" that they may be married to a man who could film her being sexually tortured for profit? As you say, these women can be known to screw over their "husbands", so what makes you think the men don't already have a plan to get their money's worth, so to speak..the whole situation is ugly.

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