What is your simplest awesome recipe?

clairissabear · 1 month

that sounds incredible

bleedingheartsurgery · 2 months

I really just want to have tons of sex when I drink, I'm pretty happy, and I'm more loose with the truth.

Not_Sure_If_Troll · 2 months

I'm a manager at a shoe store and I fucking love my job, most people don't believe me when I tell them this, it's my co-workers that make it.

Chastain86 · 3 months

I'd be on broadway, that would be the best day of my life

Megling1285 · 4 months

I'm putting it back in, because I got a few private messages saying the exact same thing

Megling1285 · 4 months

Thank you :) Though I don't think he was being an assnozzle necessarily

Megling1285 · 4 months

Thank you! The weird thing is I'm actually not insecure, and I had no idea I was coming off that way! That is very interesting to think about. I really don't know what the hell I'm doing in life but not in a bad insecure way. I'll think about doing some revisions.

On a lighter note, I can't think of any other shoe store jokes, suggestions?

Wizard_Win · 4 months

someone with more money and a smaller belly

ii_akinae_ii · 4 months

"I fell asleep in the shower"

tobbelite · 5 months

When I was a teenager I used to get really, really bad cramps when I had my period. I'd be doubled over in pain, throwing up, that kind of thing, not a lot would help. When I was 16 my dad took me out on the porch, and introduced me to marijuana, it really helped my cramps. He's awesome, and I would never ever tell my mom. Even though it's ten years later she would flip out

brrrrrrat · 5 months

I'm totally crushing on my boss right now. That is proving to be awkward. Woops.

jeckles · 5 months

its really popular. I think it smells like baby powder

jeckles · 5 months

It's not that interesting. I was working at Bath and Body works and they have these wallflower plug in things, and they used to be in these weird plastic boxes with semi sharp edges. They were crazy cheap so I was carting them out from the back room as fast as I could. I wasn't even getting them out, people were just grabbing them on my cart. One lady got super fucking upset I wasn't bringing out moonlight path. I wasn't watching what I was grabbing for fragrances because most people didn't seem to care, but this lady was fucking beyond livid about the lack of moonlight path. I go back and try to find it for her, but we are out. I bring her back a scent that is sort of similar and nicely show it to me. She got so fucking angry she threw the thing at my and it knocked the side of my cheek, and I bled. She ran away

jeckles · 5 months

I made a shit ton of commission. The day sucked, I'm worn out and tired, and my bones hurt, but in all honesty for the most part it was just crazy fucking busy, its actually a nice income boost. We didn't have nearly the whack jobs we normally do

I did however had one semi ridiculous customer. She wanted to leave her purse with me while she went across the way to another store, she didn't feel like carrying it. She got really fucking offended when I told her there is no way I'm taking responsibility for her purse, especially when I have a busy store of people, but really I'd never do that.

That was tame though. Wow this was my lamest black friday ever..

Three years ago I had a woman throw something at my face and make me bleed, so there's that.

dropdeadfreddidit · 6 months

I hate cats because I'm allergic to them

Geekette_Minx · 6 months

I can relate. My best friends are all married, engaged or in very serious relationships. It can be really lonely. I hate myself sometimes because I do feel so jealous, but you just have to remember that these things are not what measures your success.

ninetypoundglutton · 6 months

yes!!

ninetypoundglutton · 6 months

I get told I look like her like at least 3 or 4 times a week by random people. It's so depressing!

waylaidwanderer · 6 months

My best friend Jenna and I have been best friends since the 7th grade. We are almost 27 now and have been through everything together. We honestly don't have one thing in common, we lead totally different lives. She is my favorite person in the world though, and no matter what happens I am certain I will always have her.

We are lucky though, and I know not everyone has a friend like this, and I am honestly so fucking happy that I do. I can't even imagine life without this girl.

Megling1285 · 6 months

If you figured out I manage a shoe store, and how to get there, you probably wouldn't get too far once you realized without the safe code no money can get into any registers. If you were smart enough to find the contact list and call someone claiming a lapse in memory and got it, you'd probably end it all once you turned on the goddamn music and realized it's all christmas all the time :P

rocktopotomus · 6 months

I have been in that place a ton! It's so creepy in there, I love that movie

dills · 6 months

Kevin better give us those for Christmas or he is dead to me!

Dawn_Of_The_Dave · 6 months

A customer demanded I pay for shipping out of my own pocket because she wanted some online exclusive thing we did not have in stores. She was dead serious about it and threw a full blown hussy fit when I wouldn't.

laymedown · 6 months

I'd rather have baseball season tickets for even one season than a ring or a wedding. Most guys I seriously date know this

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