Cake day. Here's the most fucked up thing I own. She was a gift made by & from my uncle. Her ass is huge, she's life sized, her name is Chelsea and she's supposed to resemble me.

newsdaylaura18 · 2012-05-19T02:25:22.197534+00:00

Do you have any idea what kind of reaction he expected you to have upon him giving it to you? I just can't imagine why anyone would give this to their niece as a gift...

Athrenad · 8 days

Thank you for posting this, it's one of the most enchanting pieces of music I've ever heard and have been listening to it on a loop nonstop since finding your link on Frission.

BenNCM · 20 days

Well, if you could spare any I'd love to decorate my home with some :-).

grummlinds · 22 days

Yeah, I've been on Adderall most of my life and if anything they make me more level-headed.

DiamondBananas · 1 month

They'd probably what's work out what's going on relatively quickly since I'm sure P.I.s are familiar with other P.I.s in their area, and agree to just chill out at home and make up reports about tailing one another from their computer while in their boxers while you continue to pay them.

MathJammer · 2 months

Looper.

"Brick" and "The Brothers Bloom" are some of my most favorite movies.

Lmurf · 2 months

I used to own a few pet snakes that would get lost in my house. The way we'd lure them out from whatever nook/cranny they were hiding in was to buy a feeder mouse, put it in a cage (one of those cheap plastic things with the air slits at the top), and then leave the cage out someplace in the open. Usually I'd see the snake wrapped around the cage after a few hours and put it back in its cage and feed it the mouse a bit later.

So maybe get a mouse and place it somewhere in the driveway near the car? And then after it comes out, well, that's up to you.

audizzy · 2 months

Why would you have seen them leave if they were sitting behind you?

zrsio · 2 months

How about The Johnny Cash Project for a collaborative art project that may not have been possible without the internet?

ToddAC · 2 months

Don Draper. Not always a good man but I wouldn't call him evil.

ConnorP55 · 2 months

If a girl leaves because you're lacking a bed frame she probably wasn't all that into you to begin with.

Brian_McGee · 2 months

Does anyone know where I could find a trailer or any sort of footage for this film? I'm looking on Youtube right now and not finding anything on it. Was the release date pushed back or something?

LeonBlank · 3 months

I am a film production student at the University of Central Florida. I have one more graduation to go before I graduate.

Although I have my plan A, B, C, and Ds for after I graduate, I still have my concerns about segwaying my life from being a productive film student to being a productive (and lucrative) filmmaker. What should I know to ensure my success in an industry as competitive and difficult to immerse yourself and stay afloat in as film? Are there any books you'd recommend that have helped you? What do you credit for your success?

euphoniumatemydingo · 3 months

I own a glock that I've had for two years now that I've fired, cleaned, and put back together with my step father's supervision quite a few times over the course of quite a few days spread over the course of many years.

And yet if you took that thing out of my closet and put it in front of me I'd have absolutely NO idea how to put it back together. Honestly, I don't even trust myself to figure out how to figure out if the safety is on. I don't even know if I could get it to fire if someone broke into my house.

I can produce, organize and direct a better short film than many of my cohorts for school with 42 people in a courtroom with security personnel looming over my head every two moments but I'll be damned if I can remember a Goddamn thing about any of the firearms I own. I have to keep their names written down in a piece of paper in my wallet in case anyone ever asks what they are.

I can't explain it, and I really wish I could overcome it, but sometimes your memory is just vengefully, asshole-ishly, remarkably selective about things.

callahandler92 · 3 months

I saw this with my girlfriend earlier today too. We were amazed at how fast it made it's way onto Reddit afterwards.

escapist11 · 4 months

If not for the social aspect, what is the benefit of drinking out at a bar as opposed to drinking at home for you?

JoeSki42 · 5 months

Any idea why they'd walk away from you?

RabbitReddit · 5 months

Mrs. Brisby from "The Secret of Nymph"

But you know...if she was a human.

JoeSki42 · 6 months

Ok, technically I suppose it's more of a film about their new leader who is to be a "man of the people", but there's also a very strong storyline involving the super old Henchman played by my actor friend John Archer Lundgren that I hope to elaborate on in my upcoming film to shoot by the month's end.

The film is entitled "Hench-Man" and is about the world's oldest super-evil villain henchmen who will be the world's *only" henchman to ever receive his pension, flip off his boss, and walk out the door a free man.

If he can survive for just one more day.

And of course since this movie takes place in the world of movies rather than our world he'll have a few challenges ahead of him.

It has been my intention since long before shooting "Rise of the Pragmantis" to edit it together with my next film (in addition to some additional footage that will be - and has already - been filmed) to make a TV show pilot.

I am in fact trying to raise money for this endeavor and could really use your help if you guys should decide that the script is interesting enough, Fan page cool enough, and the director (me) competent and witty enough to warrant this project being supported. I've spent a great deal of time developing the world, the character's inside it, and the themes they embody. And if anyone has any question about anything at all I'd love to talk about it! Talking about ideas is actually one of my favorite things in the world to do.

And if not, that's cool too and I'll be happy enough to have just shared some of my work that myself and my friend's worked very hard on.

In any case, I hope you all enjoy and get a good chuckle out of it!

urmyfavoritecustomer · 6 months

Had a cool trailer though.

t3rces · 6 months

I can't recall ever being in a Persian restaurant or hookah bar without hearing this song.

Which isn't a bad thing by any means. Just a peculiar observation.

JoeSki42

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