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Roll Call: Chicas of FCJ by tanglishain fitnesscirclejerk

[–]Horatio__Caine 7 points8 points ago

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No ass pics, but I'm here.

Why do conservatives defend the rich? by lukehalesin Conservative

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Immigrant parents. I think "giftedness" as a concept is wildly overrated.

If you were a multi-billionaire, what are some ways you would use your vast fortune just to troll people? by alien13ufoin AskReddit

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Well, Star Wars or Star Trek are too expensive to buy (Lucas is a multi-billionaire himself, the Trek franchise is worth in the billions as well), but I'd buy some beloved science fiction franchise and troll the hell out of it. Nerds everywhere would go nuts.

Think of the possibilities - Serenity 2: The Search for Midichlorians. or perhaps Michael Bay's Ender's Game * in Real 3D***

(Comic book fans are already immune to trolling, because they can't distinguish between it and standard retconning/reretconning/rebooting of franchises.)

i'm right to assume this is a scam, right? by imnotanumbrellastandin AskReddit

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In general, if a page won't let you leave it ("Click cancel to reconsider!"), it's probably a scam.

Chicago Redditor loses glasses over the edge, fellow Chicago Redditors go on an urban adventure and find them. by ferro94in bestof

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That subreddit theme makes me hungry.

I have 24 days before my girlfriend comes home for Thanksgiving, i weigh 185lb and am 5 ft 11in. Hoping to lose some weight and in general look better by then. by FalconPUNNCHin Fitness

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If you weigh 185 and you used to weigh 148, and you haven't been lifting then, I have some bad news for you -- most of that weight is fat which means that you're a good 30+ pounds overweight.

(Don't Have Source) I read the other day that Ketosis is a welcome mat for cancer... by Ima_manin keto

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That's 8 years of life, with a disease that, even with treatment, has a 5-year survival rate of 6%.

Steve Jobs had a slow-moving form of pancreatic cancer caused by a neuroendocrine pancreatic tumor. So no, his survival time was not that unexpected.

The important thing: he died regretting that he'd not undergone "conventional" treatment sooner.

Any CS majors here? by Phiperin yale

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Take 223. Even if you already know the material, it's a good refresher (and a good look at how college-level CS is handled) before diving right into 323.

The Story of the Rampaging Gymgoer by nyr14in Fitness

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Because there are no dumbbells to throw.

Screw you ESPN by MrCaliforniain sports

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indignation?

The Story of the Rampaging Gymgoer by nyr14in Fitness

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This would never have happened at a Planet Fitness.

Has anyone ever played chess against the players in the city parks (Washington Square, Union Square, etc)? What's the arrangement (how much to play? Is money on the line? How much time? How good are they?) by danwinin nyc

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And even with teaching or writing, having a high rating doesn't make you a good teacher.

Exactly.

Has anyone ever played chess against the players in the city parks (Washington Square, Union Square, etc)? What's the arrangement (how much to play? Is money on the line? How much time? How good are they?) by danwinin nyc

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There's a big difference between a master and a grandmaster.

The steady money to be made in chess is in teaching or in tournaments. At any tournament with significant money, the GMs and higher-level masters crowd out the lower masters.

It's official: new Nook Color tablet launching Nov. 7 | E-book readers - CNET Reviews by madcowgain Android

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Why buy a Nook Color and hack it to include the Amazon Kindle app when you can just buy the Kindle Fire?

Has anyone ever played chess against the players in the city parks (Washington Square, Union Square, etc)? What's the arrangement (how much to play? Is money on the line? How much time? How good are they?) by danwinin nyc

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Yep. A lot of chess coaches will forbid blitz playing, because it encourages students to develop quick heuristics rather than true analytic ability. It also may develop their tactical abilities to an extent, but at the expense of their positional prowess.

(In reality, Pandolfini is not like he's portrayed in the movie - he's actually very relaxed, which makes him popular with younger students).

I work for Brooks Brothers as the tailored clothing supervisor in a 4 million dollar a year store. I have been selling men's fashion all over for about ten years. AMA by Intotheopenin malefashionadvice

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Being able to afford something and knowing it exists are two different things.

I cannot afford a Ferrari, or even an Audi A4.

I would not call a Toyota Camry a high-end car, even though it's at the top of my price range.

They probably don't even realize how much they are hurting their sport in this country by gayunicornrainbowsin sports

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Specifically - there is less downside to flopping in soccer. It's quite literally easier to flop in soccer because you don't run the risk of hurting yourself in doing so.

I work for Brooks Brothers as the tailored clothing supervisor in a 4 million dollar a year store. I have been selling men's fashion all over for about ten years. AMA by Intotheopenin malefashionadvice

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By the way, I don't know if this is incredibly wrong of me to say aloud, but I am reading your responses in the voice of Nigel from Devil Wears Prada.

Just FYI.

I work for Brooks Brothers as the tailored clothing supervisor in a 4 million dollar a year store. I have been selling men's fashion all over for about ten years. AMA by Intotheopenin malefashionadvice

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Yeah, I find it interesting how Reddit is calling you high-end.

Has anyone ever played chess against the players in the city parks (Washington Square, Union Square, etc)? What's the arrangement (how much to play? Is money on the line? How much time? How good are they?) by danwinin nyc

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I know US masters who are homeless as well. Chess, while awesome as an intellectual exercise, doesn't really generate a lot of revenue.

They probably don't even realize how much they are hurting their sport in this country by gayunicornrainbowsin sports

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That's some Gordon Bombay-level shit right there.

They probably don't even realize how much they are hurting their sport in this country by gayunicornrainbowsin sports

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Except that when you flop in basketball, you hit a hardwood floor, and when you flop in soccer, you hit the grass.

Cardinals announce Tony LaRussa's retirement by teemunneyin baseball

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Er, Manny, Ortiz, and Francona have won championships as well...

GTFO, Frat-a-chu by Mgmt83in pokemon

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Yes, and the skin-tone and popped-collar were just an attempt to accurately represent reality.

Come on.

You mentioned him being in a frat not because you care what he does on the weekends, but because that's a shorthand for "not a real Pokemon fan like us".

It would be like someone posting a rage comic that went like: "A CS Major dressed as Derek Jeter for Halloween and he didn't even know Derek Jeter's number was! RAGE FACE LULZ".

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